Things you shouldn't say during sex

[sbf4life]

As above

1. Is it in already?

2. What's your name again?

3. You remind me of my ex.......bla bla bla...

Anymore? :D

[desk13]

Yours is not as big as my ex

[Eye Candy]

Yours is not as big as my ex

Huh, you the gal???

[cassanova]

plus dun do half way say out another person name....:p

[diver69er]

Girl to guy : 'When was the last time u saw your own dick without the aid of a mirror??':(
For those who dun get it.......it means U R FAT !!

[BatistaSG]

If this is the 1st time, don't say things like remember we used to do this & that?

[ANOA1]

Accidentally call out your ex name

[steamystreamsg]

You are not up to my expectation

[=WK=]

Yours is not as big as my ex

or worse... she said "yours so small ah?". after that really no mood and it became smaller :(

[Newb_Braun]

how about You remind me of your mother or

Is that the right hole? I don't want you to get pregnant. :D

no offence meant :D

[jasonng]

The best to a girl would be "Am I your first?" hahahaha

[Thamtham]

Boy to girl - Hey,who that guy in that photo?
Girl to boy - Oh, that's me before my sex change operation :D

[jasonng]

avoid words like mini, flat, airport... always compliment, especially SG girls.

[JWNY]

My contirbutions

- "You WOKE me up for THAT?!"

- Person 1: "This is your first time... right?"
- Person 2: "Yeah... today"

- "On second thought, let's turn off the lights."

- "Hope you're as good looking when I'm sober..."

- "You're good enough to do this for a living!"

- "Put that blender back in the kitchen where it belongs!"

- " Did I tell you my Aunt Martha died in this bed?"

- "If you quit smoking you might have more endurance..."

- "Did I mention my transsexual operation?"

- "Oprah Winfrey had a show about men like you! "

- "When would you like to meet my parents?" (i really hate this one :cool: )

- "So that's why they call you MR. Flash! "

JWNY

[lobang_king]

haha bro that a good one.

i also have one, when doing with girlfriend, don;t say " your sister also like this position" :D

[QUOTE=JWNY;1966931
- "So that's why they call you MR. Flash! "
[/QUOTE]

[daryl76]

i've had better.... :D

[JWNY]

i also have one, when doing with girlfriend, don;t say " your sister also like this position" :D LOL! :D

That would be BAD!

[no_faith]

never say, "wo yao qu da bian" or say u wana go toilet. go before making love lah.
got tis habit, engaged in commercia sex, i have the tendency going to shit.

not related to saying but dun yawn, implying u r boring.

[daryl76]

tats why... go try rodeo sex
its doggie style, but after pumping for awhile, tell her tat her sister is better in this position, den try not to fall off for 5 mins

[Kyser Soze]

Calling out ex-girlfriend's name. :D

[azaz]

Never say that your ex like what position when having sex

[Shooter]

While having a blowjob

"Did you smell the anti fungus cream it should be odourless"

[Mr Canon]

I used to do it this way

[cataract]

"will you marry me"

[humpcheepang]

While having a blowjob

"Did you smell the anti fungus cream it should be odourless"

Once said : "Hey, your CHEEBYE very the smelly!"

& she said, "One smart fella, he felt smart, 2 smart fellas, they felt fuck, & 3 smart fellas, they all smelt fuck!" :D

[Derelict]

Take it as light reading please. :)

Questions like
Did you cum yet?

and...

Like this painful or not?

means you are a noob.

[Derelict]

Take it as light reading please. :)

Questions like
Did you cum yet?

and...

Like this painful or not?

means you are a noob.

I got a reply from a member stating thumbs down on my quoted post. So I took a step back and reread it. To my err I think I understand where his sentiment came from. Let me readdress it with further clearifications and also bear with me. :)

Did you cum yet?
If a guy ask a lady during coitus if she has cum, that might break tempo especially if one is still at it. Also that question in all likelihood could be asked when a guy had already ejaculated. Which in turned might be misconstrue as selfish behavior, even tho the guy meant well by asking his partner if she did indeed cum. The fact is, a guy should be able to identify if the girl had reached orgasm or not. It short it does not bode well for the guy.

Like this painful or not?
Usually this question will come about when a girl exclaim during coitus. If it persist than a new 'style' will be introduced which again force the question out especially if one cares about their partner. Even with a season player painful intercourse can accur especially one doing 'quickies'. The pain is usually caused by dryness or couple that is new to coitus (other than a partner whom is suffering from an attack such as herpes). If a person is familiar with sex than he or she will wish to be aroused emotionally (get in the mood) before coitus thus help 'lubricate' the whole experience. As for new couple my advice would be to take it slow and steady, 'size' it up and get the right angle than you're well on your way to experiencing the full pleasure of coitus.

My reference to noob is as is. A newbie (also spelled noob, newb, or n00b in the leetspeak of internet culture) is a to a particular field, the term being commonly used on the internet, where it might refer to new. Please dont take it to mean as rude. In my context I meant one is still new to a good sexual experience.

If I have slighted anyone from my post please accept my apology.

[Kyser Soze]

While having a blowjob

"Did you smell the anti fungus cream it should be odourless"
I like this. Good one. This is damn funny indeed. :D :D

[Mulch]

Just a few to add :D

- "OH FARK! I THINK THE CONDOM BROKE!!"

- "How come you still so dry?"

- "Please lah, let me try"

[Rexell]

When a guy says "Wat's that smell?" Most girls will pretend, "huh, wat smell?" when in fact, the smell is so strong until the whole room is filled with it. But in their heart, their mood has already been spoilt.

I used to have an ex and we used to converse in hokkien sometimes. It was damn fun fucking her in a way that I used to say "Chia chabor, le jin gian song sibo? Lim peh pia hor le si" while giving her extra hard strokes and she likes it when I say that and moans extra loud and give me cfm looks when I do that. haha... miss her nowadays because of that. Had a lot of fun fucking her and I have yet to find anyone else who can do that.

[MarkNgSiongBoon]

How about "I'm HIV positive" :o

[Ray06]

How about "I'm HIV positive" :o

Then if the opposite party say " me too, and already latest stage " :D

[sbf4life]

hahah... wah this will surely scare the shit out of the girl. :D

How about "I'm HIV positive"

[Qimonda]

Then if the opposite party say " me too, and already latest stage " :D
Guess the rod will immediately soften.

[spider_j]

The title of this thread has inspired me to submit the following:-

1. "Wow, you feel just like your [SISTER/MOTHER/BEST FRIEND]!!!!"

2. "You think your sister will mind RIMMING me while I PLOW you? I'm getting soft and your mum does that when I'm humping your sister."

3. "You're AMAZING at this! I can't wait to get my hidden camera footage on the INTERNET! They pay big bucks for a freaky chick like you!"

4. "Didn't I see you in "Me Love You Long Time #8?

5. "(While humping the girl) Oh, I forgot to mention this. But I'm gonna be meeting my BOYFRIEND after we're done here."

[billy_bonker]

how 'bout...

"ohhh..aahhhh...wait... the condom..... oooppppssssss........ the rubber not supoosed to break, right??"

[onion_rings]

Wah yr thick bush is like a BIG JUNGLE even more thicker den mine one hoh :D Dunno the other party will be turn on or off :rolleyes:

[latterio]

"darling, are u reaching soon? i am late for my appointment..."

[Lubber]

Guy to gal :

--- ohhhh...didn't know your's was that loose...
--- *enters the anal* woah! that tight? opps...wrong hole..
--- *girl blowing guy* "whispers:ahh...just like your mum.."
--- was that fungus growth or your pubic?
--- Guy : Ahhh...Sherine...Ahhh... Girl : Sher WHAT???!!!

[VPower99]

Girl to boy: Huh? Go in already meh?

[bombshell]

Girl:I'm wet & so horny..faster fuck me.

Guy:ok,I'm coming in

few mins later..

Girl:wah u microwave argh..finished already..

[Lauhuu]

Here is mine. Real case with one fb whom i just wrote her off.

Half way, say pain pain. Or...cannot...i super wet....too wet... You are hurting meeeee.... No...

Ccb! Is that a problem? Too wet?? Nb. All mood gone.

Last fuck with her, decided to ignore her and just rape her to my own satisfaction before letting her go. That was nice. At least i felt good.

[Sugarbabe3331]

Not original:
"I've had better"

[Vandreax]

I love you mummy!

[Lucifersangel]

Here is mine. Real case with one fb whom i just wrote her off.

Half way, say pain pain. Or...cannot...i super wet....too wet... You are hurting meeeee.... No...

Ccb! Is that a problem? Too wet?? Nb. All mood gone.

Last fuck with her, decided to ignore her and just rape her to my own satisfaction before letting her go. That was nice. At least i felt good.

Wah! Rape scene! I like;) Lol. Maybe I should do that, then get a partner in crime to rape me:p hehe

I don't get it though.. I get wet easily, but other than feeling slippery won't be pain what. Wet = no pain. She faking is it? Wet will only make the sensation a little dull for both. But if he is really hard it's still super shiok for us regardless :D

[Lucifersangel]

Don't keep saying...

Faster, harder, to the left a bit, to the right a bit.
(Although I am gulity if saying faster and harder when it's shiok~ lol.)

Do..

Make some sound if it's good. Especially the guy. If not I feel like I am ridding a pillow.

[Soignie]

don't worry, the herpes virus is inactive right now