Massage parlours in Bkk

[yinyang]

Originally Posted by solid_snake

...but is it a good idea to try No Hand Restaurant alone???..

Basically a chinese restaurant, with you dining in ktv like rooms (no open areas). Gals will feed you (hence, no hands) except your own drink. Even joked about helping you out in the gents. You can also choose gal from some small fishbowl.

Located at suriwongse area, taxi knows "Galaxy". Go up 2nd flr (1st flr some ktv). Setup? You pay for the food + hourly company (forgot price liao). If you get along with gal, siam barfine as place close ard 2300. Try asking for Fon (last time working March), nice friendly gal.

Personally, I never liked the place, as tipping here has taken extremes -captain, mamasan, toilets and even someone at door when leaving your shoes. Tipping is a way of life in LOS, but here it's OTT. Not really ideal place you go dining alone.. you better off checking bars at nearby Patpong area

Originally Posted by Yokosi

...got mad and started kicking the back of his seat repeatedly while he was driving, screaming profanities ( some in Thai ) at him. He took me to where i wanted and i threw the money at his feet. BE ALERT is good but its better to be STREET SMART

Don't disagree with your last bit. But wasn't yours on tuk2 driver a bit risky, considering thai culture of not losing face etc and with him losing his cool? Better to just stop and get out?

[gigantor]

Originally Posted by solid_snake

hello bros-bros,

me also prefer to travel alone to bangkok to have sanook. sorry for asking this question that is abit out of topic...but is it a good idea to try No Hand Restaurant alone??? feel tempted sometimes but since alone, i just skip it...not sure about the price and hows inside works, i think it would be great if the bill can be share among frens...any bros try before???

Never tried it b4 but heard from bros that had experience. He said that it is not worth the experience based on the money u spent.

[berber]

Originally Posted by vertikal

bro, you also same same, alot of money to spend on gals leh

Ah????
no rich lah....
i earn really very little only leh...
just that i like to "chong" then bo pian save $$$$ then every now and then go release...
hahaha
Was wondering how's viet compare to bkk ah.....
now i really like bkk so much.....
hahahah

[biker]

Dear all seniors, can advise what kind of service does Nataree provide? and rates? 1st time chionging alone in BKK.. really dunnoe wat to expect..
Was told the air float body massage IS GOOD, but do not know where to go..

[solid_snake]

yinyang & gigantor,

thanks for the info bro...i believe that its more or less like those karaoke papaya farms...might need to collect more frens to have fun there if have chance to experience it

[keane16]

Originally Posted by biker

Dear all seniors, can advise what kind of service does Nataree provide? and rates? 1st time chionging alone in BKK.. really dunnoe wat to expect..
Was told the air float body massage IS GOOD, but do not know where to go..

hi bro biker

tried nateree in my last trip 3 weeks back. me too alone cheongster there ... hehe

pls take note, there are 2 nataree side by side. if u coming from hway kuang mrt station, get in the first door with the nataree name on it. i went to the 2nd door first last time, all the ger quite old liao n they onli do thai massage n fj NO soapy. as i wanted soapy so i walked out n tried the 1st door. there, younger ger n YES, they do provide soapy !! bingo !!

damage is 2000 for 2hrs for bath/soapy/massage/fj. some ger do 2 shot but the one i tried said she can only take 1 shot ... too bad ...

was there at about 6pm, quite a selection ... heard many bro said, shd go ard this timing as more 'choices' ...

if u want soapy, emanuelle also have. u'll pass by emanuelle before reaching nataree if u walk out from hway kuang mrt station ...

anything else, pm me ... i will try to provide what ever info i know ... ENJOY !

cheers

p/s: view the fr i did ... http://forum.sammyboy.com/showpost.p...postcount=2277

[biker]

Thanks for the info. And thinking of getting one for overnight service at my hotel one.. dunnoe where to get, and dunnoe about rates too.. haha..
2000TB for 1 shot is about $100, normal rates? don't sound too cheap though.

[keane16]

Originally Posted by biker

Thanks for the info. And thinking of getting one for overnight service at my hotel one.. dunnoe where to get, and dunnoe about rates too.. haha..
2000TB for 1 shot is about $100, normal rates? don't sound too cheap though.

yup, a bit ex ... but when u consider u also get bathing/soapy massage from her ...then i think it's cheap lo ... in sing, if u bonk prc ger, some even cost u 100+ only for fj ... but in bkk, u get 2 solid hrs (generally, bkk ger won't rush u thru the action n they are very service oriented) enjoying her ... bathing for u ... massaging u .. n finally the fj ... but afterall, one person meat might be other person poison ...

overnight?? my understanding is u can get it from those smaller joint (like angel) but that would cost u a bomb ... so the more sensible choice would be going for freelance ... u can try siam hotel's car park ... there have plenty of freelancer over there (heard is local chinese chic) ... a bit like our GL scene ... the damage should be abt 1500 for ST n abt 3000 for overnight ...

cheers

[joystick2219]

HEy Biker.
Alamak! do yr home work lah...there is so much info on this topic, contributed by so many really great Bros here who have paid some really BIG $$$, Blood, Sweat and Tears, so that ppl like you will avoid their mistakes and hopefully shorten the learning curve.

So pls , No short cuts and put on yr reading glasses and read thru all the invaluble information here. Just search the topic that you want.

And when u have had yr first taste of the "Thai Experiance", dont be shy to post, as we all learn from each other, but just be cautious, "One mans Meat is another Man's Poison", so just read with an open mind!!!

[Yokosi]

Originally Posted by yinyang

Don't disagree with your last bit. But wasn't yours on tuk2 driver a bit risky, considering thai culture of not losing face etc and with him losing his cool? Better to just stop and get out?

Yinyang,
Sure understand the Thai culture of keeping cool, not losing one's temper, gave face, etc after but after 17 years doing " business" there, i just had enough of their cheating habits especially with this tukky driver.

But it was done not in the heat of anger or without much thought but done very much on cold calculation after weighting every possible situations.

On most situations, i make a joke out of it with a smile , a thank you and good bye but not in this case.

Hope my next trip ( end August ) would be nice, peaceful, relaxing and free of such touts and jerks.

[yinyang]

Originally Posted by Yokosi

...but after 17 years doing " business" there, i just had enough of their cheating habits especially with this tukky driver...cold calculation after weighting every possible situations. On most situations, i make a joke out of it with a smile , a thank you and good bye but not in this case. Hope my next trip ( end August ) would be nice, peaceful, relaxing and free of such touts and jerks.

OIC. Which reminds me of 1 reverse incident during my initial forays 3-4 years back (without benefit of your long experience). Had a tiff with my gf inside cab then, my fault for slamming taxi door in a huff. Almost didn't see angry driver coming over over from his side.. phew, quick getaway with saying sorry. My rude intro to trying keep my cool in krung thep

On taxi drivers, avoid like a plaque those hanging about at hotels, busy stretches like Patpong. You better off hailing plentiful taxis on the main. Last time in April, 1 outside MP (forgot name) near Pratunam area agreed to use meter. We told him to go some roast suckling pig (moo harn?) restaurant near Sathorn. Maybe he misunderstood us or cannot bring himself to say dunno where. He circled the neighbourhood 2X and even pointed to some local thai satay grilling stalls kns! Jumped out and took another 1 who was no better -even got lost in some outlying bkk surburb. Had to call a thai friend SOS. PS: Pity not coincide my early aug with yours, rain check.

[norice]

Hello,

Let's go back to discussing massage palours in Bangkok! I was in Bangkok for 16 days, I've been to Nataree, Catherine, Bangkok Cozy, Colonze 2, Cafe Biwa, Orchid, Pink, Orient, VIP and Subway Massage Centers. Due to food poisoning twice, I couldn't go to other soapy places for action. My favorite place for erotic interactions were Orient and Pink Massage Centers. Soapys can't compared to Gel/Lotion Massage Centers because of guarantee bareback blowjobs by Gel/Lotion Massage Centers! If you want lots of guarantee tongue action, BBJs and erotic sex, forget about soapys and go straight to Gel/Lotion Massage Centers. All the Gel/Lotion Massage Centers' MO is same two hours of Gel Massage and special service by your selection. Usually it cost 1,200B for massage and 1,500B for special services! My two favorite girls were Aree from Orient and Kee from Pink Massages.

While in Bangkok, becareful of what you drink and eat from established restaurants. I was very careful but I got the runs twice due to food/water poisoning.

I hope to see all my friends from Singapore again in December/January!

[vertikal]

Last month when i was in bangkok, around 1+am, suddenly feel like having a normal massage, went down get a cab, tell driver thai massage, no boom boom, he knn still drive me to one MP damn underground, must use walkie talkie before can open the door let me in, inside the gals all cannot make, starting price say 2500 baht for 2 hours, i say i go other MP only 2000 baht, anyway i no interest cus the girl cannot make it, then when i wan to leave, he say 1500 baht, but gals really cannot make it so i left. Later i check with another taxi driver what is the name of that MP, he tell me it's called Halem.

Then that taxi driver keep on want to bring me to Embassy, keep telling me the girls there suay mak mak, song chu mong, body massage plus boom boom, keeps saying embassy good good good, i tell him i want go thai massage, he say late liao all close, so i ask him bring me to siam hotel see girls, the gals there really power.. in the end because no more money liao so went back hotel sleep.

So any bros here tried Embassy MP before? is it really that good or he just wanna earn some comission ?

[deptrai4u]

Originally Posted by vertikal

Last month when i was in bangkok, around 1+am, it's called Halem.

Then that taxi driver keep on want to bring me to Embassy, keep telling me the girls there suay mak mak,

So any bros here tried Embassy MP before? is it really that good or he just wanna earn some comission ?

Dear Bro,

Anyone here will tell u NEVER trust any taxi driver to take u to any massage, or tailor, or restaurants, based on their recommendations. Cos u only kenna chop carrot big time only. If a taxi driver brings u to a MP and if u end up paying B2500, the next time if u go there on foot and walk in alone, u will be surprised that the normal rate is only B1800.

The same goes for tailor or restaurant.

The best way to party in bangkok for newbies is actually like that.. be humble and PM some seniors here to show u around. Most of the seniors here based out of Sillypore are quite nice people with party and biz lobang and they will also not leech on you for their own pleasures.. so just PM them and ask nicely and you will surely not regret doing it. Even buying the seniors a couple of beers is still much better then end up kenna chop carrot by taxi drivers and have to fuck ugly looking monsters. ;-)

When asking for help, the best way is to provide ur travel details, hotel and contact number and arrange to meet for coffee if possible. Not advisable to ask lots of questions in a PM bcos they don't owe u any answers. In fact it difficult for them to provide any good answers if they do not know ur personal preference.

<just my 200 Vietnam Dong worth of advise>

[norice]

Vertikal,

I know, where you're coming from! After midnight Embassy and Halem Massage turn into private freelancer's place. Massage girls will provide special service for a price and management will give the taxi drivers a special commission. If you catch a taxi after midnight and give the taxi drivers a hint of being horny and want sex, they will try to bring you to Embassy and Halem Massage. Just ignore them and you made a right choice by telling the driver you want to go to Siem Hotel. Next time tell them longlam Siem.

If you want to save money and want dangerous (std) sex, tell the driver Pom Yaak Pai Lumpini! Just joking