SibueyJialat! - All welcome to share jialat happenings

[bg102]

Originally Posted by dreadlord

Once happened to me. Hooked up with a girl through Mirc last time, after some chat decided to meet up. First look just a common plain looking girl but her boobs are my main focus which is a D cup. Initially just chat and have dinner. Then she suddenly say that she needed a massage badly as her back hurts. I told her i wouldn't mind giving her a good massage so we proceed to a budget hotel. When in the room i gave her a back massage with her face facing down. After a good 15mins i told her that her shirt is in the way, upon hearing that she sit up and strip off her shirt and bra. Finally see her big D cup boobies and slight brownish nipples things got heated up. From massaging turns to kneading her big boobs. While kneading her boobs we french and very soon her jeans and panties were off. That is the worse part, a very strong smell starts to fill up the room. I reckon the smell came from her pussy hence i hint her to take a shower as it was a warm day. After shower i thought things will be better so action back on. I start to finger her and she was very wet. The more i finger her and the more wet she gets the smell gets stronger as well. I swear it really smell like decompose fish. I feels like puking already but she got so arouse and ask me to bonk her. I swear my cock already shrink to the extreme. I quickly get out of bed and go toilet saying i need to smoke. Once in the toilet i lit up my cig and keep washing my fingers but the smell just don't go off no matter how much soap i used. After finish my cig i went out of just put on my clothes saying that i had a stomach upset and need to go. But she don't get the hint and insist to have a round before go back. But i simply ignore her and ask her to rest if she want and quickly get out of the room. I must say this is the most jialat incident that ever happen to me.

yeah happen to me before too. Once long long ago, notice a girl in bu and when i gt off, did not know she follow me. later saw her again and we talk then she follow me home ( i share flat with some friends, got my own room), once inside get hot then when everything take out wah, smell can die, lah. Just put on cap and do, after that faster ask her leave, thank lucky star she never come look for me again.......

[Haonan2016]

Last time east coast used to have a small HC above the Long Beach restaurant.

Once I popped by and was served by a chio but moody syt. Massage is below average and when it comes to the part everyone is looking forward to, she quoted an exorbitant price for a hj.

I tried to nego and her face turned even blacker. She refused to lower the price and said nevermind don't need to go for the service.

I was taken aback and told her ok let's stick to her price since she's really a looker and I'm already horny by then.

But she refused and told me the massage has ended.

What a mood killer which left me high and dry.

Sounds not very jialat but it's still a weird experience.

[Haonan2016]

Another time at a shophouse.

Location long forgotten. Probably too traumatic.

Walked in and requested massage. The recep directed me to a room and I was happily anticipating who's coming in.

To my horror a giant size local lady walked in. At that time I was still green and so paiseh to reject. So lan lan let her service.

During hj she lied down beside me and her cigarette smell also knocked me unconscious.

She tried her best to pump for the longest time and even tried to french me to which I declined. But I still can't shoot. In fact I can feel my rod going softer by the minute.

Eventually I told her to stop and let me do the job myself while the other hand squeeze her mounds of flesh.

Unforgettable.

[BlackCrown]

Funny thread here with many funny stories

[dreadlord]

Originally Posted by bg102

yeah happen to me before too. Once long long ago, notice a girl in bu and when i gt off, did not know she follow me. later saw her again and we talk then she follow me home ( i share flat with some friends, got my own room), once inside get hot then when everything take out wah, smell can die, lah. Just put on cap and do, after that faster ask her leave, thank lucky star she never come look for me again.......

Salute you still can finish off. The smell is damn bad until i cannot even stand...

[SibueyJiaLat]

Originally Posted by bg102

yeah happen to me before too. Once long long ago, notice a girl in bu and when i gt off, did not know she follow me. later saw her again and we talk then she follow me home ( i share flat with some friends, got my own room), once inside get hot then when everything take out wah, smell can die, lah. Just put on cap and do, after that faster ask her leave, thank lucky star she never come look for me again.......

This is called ccb. Thank you for sharing jialat story.

[SibueyJiaLat]

Thank you for sharing jialat story.

Originally Posted by Haonan2016

Another time at a shophouse.

Location long forgotten. Probably too traumatic.

Walked in and requested massage. The recep directed me to a room and I was happily anticipating who's coming in.

To my horror a giant size local lady walked in. At that time I was still green and so paiseh to reject. So lan lan let her service.

During hj she lied down beside me and her cigarette smell also knocked me unconscious.

She tried her best to pump for the longest time and even tried to french me to which I declined. But I still can't shoot. In fact I can feel my rod going softer by the minute.

Eventually I told her to stop and let me do the job myself while the other hand squeeze her mounds of flesh.

Unforgettable.

[Ulsterman]

Originally Posted by Haonan2016

Last time east coast used to have a small HC above the Long Beach restaurant.

Once I popped by and was served by a chio but moody syt. Massage is below average and when it comes to the part everyone is looking forward to, she quoted an exorbitant price for a hj.

I tried to nego and her face turned even blacker. She refused to lower the price and said nevermind don't need to go for the service.

I was taken aback and told her ok let's stick to her price since she's really a looker and I'm already horny by then.

But she refused and told me the massage has ended.

What a mood killer which left me high and dry.

Sounds not very jialat but it's still a weird experience.

You could have ask to change girl. Massage girl hate to bargain and will just forgo the extra services if too low unless you are her 1st client of the day.

[SirLance]

Everyone have their firs time experience.

Originally Posted by Haonan2016

Another time at a shophouse.

Location long forgotten. Probably too traumatic.

Walked in and requested massage. The recep directed me to a room and I was happily anticipating who's coming in.

To my horror a giant size local lady walked in. At that time I was still green and so paiseh to reject. So lan lan let her service.

During hj she lied down beside me and her cigarette smell also knocked me unconscious.

She tried her best to pump for the longest time and even tried to french me to which I declined. But I still can't shoot. In fact I can feel my rod going softer by the minute.

Eventually I told her to stop and let me do the job myself while the other hand squeeze her mounds of flesh.

Unforgettable.

[littlepok]

come i share one also

few years back hook up a decent looking buibui online. then dirty talk liao happy happy meet and say we long term FB la, she's married. on la go hotel

then realise i really cannot tahan buibui meat. lick my nips and hand jerk on cock i close eyes use imagination. barely stand. then she say dear u got problem is it

how to say the problem is u

story cut short, just quickly missionary and blast off. after that say dont be FB la, she dulan.

since then, i take low cholesterol diet liao

[pusslover49]

Originally Posted by littlepok

come i share one also

few years back hook up a decent looking buibui online. then dirty talk liao happy happy meet and say we long term FB la, she's married. on la go hotel

then realise i really cannot tahan buibui meat. lick my nips and hand jerk on cock i close eyes use imagination. barely stand. then she say dear u got problem is it

how to say the problem is u

story cut short, just quickly missionary and blast off. after that say dont be FB la, she dulan.

since then, i take low cholesterol diet liao

Haha buibui not my meat too

[ExBros]

Originally Posted by Haonan2016

Another time at a shophouse.

Location long forgotten. Probably too traumatic.

Walked in and requested massage. The recep directed me to a room and I was happily anticipating who's coming in.

To my horror a giant size local lady walked in. At that time I was still green and so paiseh to reject. So lan lan let her service.

During hj she lied down beside me and her cigarette smell also knocked me unconscious.

She tried her best to pump for the longest time and even tried to french me to which I declined. But I still can't shoot. In fact I can feel my rod going softer by the minute.

Eventually I told her to stop and let me do the job myself while the other hand squeeze her mounds of flesh.

Unforgettable.

LOL!

Reminds me of a BKK trip long ago with a chiobu.

Decided needed a massage and feeling generous asked to local guide to bring us to high end massage place...

Car journey was super long 30-40min, drive past all the MPs, machum entire building look like former CK Tang facade, but more mod looking and guide says:

"This is where the guys and biz men like him to bring them to (fish tank types I think)... But not for guys with GF lah.. and winked at me..

then we reach a super ulu place, machum edge of jungle and when we reach a clearing, a beautiful colonial house almost like a palace appeared.. Reminds me of Is-tana

Recep and waiting areas were, super high classy and lux, looks like guilded in GOLD (you will know why shortly), floral tea and a menu was presented (not ordering lunch or dinner la... a menu of different types of massage!)

KNN mostly were 2hr packages for the equivalent of nearly S$300 ($150/hr) The most expensive was like S$600 for 2hrs and finish off with a bath in (goats milk? wahlau, so ex u would think it's unwed Siambu's lactating mother's milk)

We decided on a couple room, led to a beautiful room decked in wood finish and smells like Camphor ... Haizzz no chance... 2 beds side by side with no partition nor screen

The 2 MLs took nearly 15mins to arrive even though we were supposed to start at 3pm. They came at 1515hrs

Waaa Seh! Both like Sumo wrestlers (I swear u could have mistaken them for Sumo champion Hakuho, only more tan). Likdat:



With palms like BaJiao fans, I think can strangle us to death with one hand.

1.5hrs into the massage at 1645hrs both disappeared.. I thought going to get warm towels or scrub etc.. but at 1700hrs the recept came in with 2 ornate tea cups and nice smelling Jasmine (or Lavender) tea and said: "times up...WTF! $300/1.5hr = $200/hr)

The most damn expensive massage in a cheap country where u can get a massage downtown for less than S$10/hr (foot massage was $8/hr) some more nothing to look see... except so much flab u won't want to grab... LOL!

Entered Black Shop... Boarded Pirate's Ship... Jialat anot?

[ExBros]

Originally Posted by littlepok

come i share one also

few years back hook up a decent looking buibui online. then dirty talk liao happy happy meet and say we long term FB la, she's married. on la go hotel
.
.

since then, i take low cholesterol diet liao

Laugh die me... Hahaha!

This is the World's fttest woman"known as the half tonne (500kg) killer:





Good news is she has lost 800lbs and now looks like this:



You must learn to appreciate their hidden talents (crevices)... see:Post 1155

I suppose u responding to my request for FRs... hahah, ok, I agree...

Sibueyjialat!

[Gracia]

TS, great effort for this thread.

[Gracia]

Originally Posted by littlepok

come i share one also

few years back hook up a decent looking buibui online. then dirty talk liao happy happy meet and say we long term FB la, she's married. on la go hotel

then realise i really cannot tahan buibui meat. lick my nips and hand jerk on cock i close eyes use imagination. barely stand. then she say dear u got problem is it

how to say the problem is u

story cut short, just quickly missionary and blast off. after that say dont be FB la, she dulan.

since then, i take low cholesterol diet liao

Thank you for sharing and I also cannot cum when see bui bui.