Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]

[avacet]

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

No, not arguing. Should be nagging, as usual

[Buibuicat]

_*Intelligent Answers😜😜*_
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_*Wife😡*, "Tell me who is STUPID ? You or Me?"_
_*Husband (Calmly)*, "Everyone knows that, you are so intelligent, you will never marry a STUPID person."_
😄😄 😝😜😃😄😳😳😷😷
_*What a decent way to Reply!*_
😝😜🤪😲😃
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_*Wife to her Accountant Husband*_: 😲
_What is Inflation?_
_*Husband*: Earlier you were 36-24-36._
_But now you are
48-40-48._
_Though you have everything bigger than before, your value has become less than before._
_This is INFLATION .😜_
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_*Economics is not that difficult if we have the right examples.*🤪_
_*Interviewer*: What is Recession?_
_*Candidate*: When "Wine & Women" get replaced by "Water & Wife", that critical phase of life is called Recession!!😜_
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_*Accountancy Fact:*😲😜🤪_
_What is the difference between Liability & Asset?😝_
_A drunken Friend is a liability._
_But,_
_A drunken Girlfriend is an Asset._
😜😜😜😜😜
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_*An Economist beautifully explained two reasons for having 2 Wives.😝😜*_
_A- Monopoly should be broken._
_B- Competition improves the quality of service._
_If u have 1 wife, She fights with u!_
_If u have 2 wives, They will fight for you!!🤣🤣🤣_
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_*😜👻😝😲Wonders before and after Marriage.👇🏽👻😝👻😲*_
_When you are in love,_
_Wonders happen._
_But once you get married,_
_You wonder, what happened.🤣🤣🤣🤣_
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_*😜👻😲😝Philosophy of Marriage*_ :
_At the beginning, every wife treats her husband as GOD.._
_Later, somehow don't know why.._
_alphabets get reversed..😂😂😂😂_
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_*👻😜👻😜👻Secret formula for Married Couples...*_
_"Love One Another"_
_And if it doesn't work, bring the last word in the middle.!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣_
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[SBMEDSUP]

Good more contributors now. More jokes.

[BJstreet]

More jokes please

[Emalla]

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

Where to find?

[Buibuicat]

Originally Posted by Emalla

Where to find?

Some cashiers can be male too lol
Where to find ... that’s hard ... it’s like setting up prearranged marriage two years before the birth of the girl or boy to know :0

[Hurricane88]

Sleeping with a Dentist

A guy and a girl meet at a bar.

They get along so well that they decide to go to the girl's place.

A few drinks later, the guy takes off his shirt and then washes his hands.

He then takes off his trousers and again washes his hands.

The girl has been watching him and says:

"You must be a dentist."

The guy, surprised, says:

"Yes .... How did you figure that out?"

"Easy.." she replies, "you keep washing your hands."

One thing leads to another and they make love.

After it's over the girl says: "You must be a good dentist."

The guy, now with an inflated ego, says:

"Sure - I'm a good dentist. How did you figure that out?"

The girl replies:....

"Didn't feel a thing."

[BJstreet]

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

Sleeping with a Dentist

A guy and a girl meet at a bar.

They get along so well that they decide to go to the girl's place.

A few drinks later, the guy takes off his shirt and then washes his hands.

He then takes off his trousers and again washes his hands.

The girl has been watching him and says:

"You must be a dentist."

The guy, surprised, says:

"Yes .... How did you figure that out?"

"Easy.." she replies, "you keep washing your hands."

One thing leads to another and they make love.

After it's over the girl says: "You must be a good dentist."

The guy, now with an inflated ego, says:

"Sure - I'm a good dentist. How did you figure that out?"

The girl replies:....

"Didn't feel a thing."

Thanks for sharing

[etsys]

One. More.

[etsys]

More and more

[Hurricane88]

*THE SINGAPORE DILEMMA*🤔😳😂😅

Do you know why Singapore can't have Tharman Shanmugaratnam as next PM?

Singapore's leadership would then look like this ...

#01 Indian PM
- Tharman Shanmugaratnam

#02 Indian President
- Halimah Yacob

#03 Indian Minister of Foreign Affairs
- Vivian Balakrishnan

#04 Indian Minister of Home Affairs
- K Shanmugam

#05 Indian Minister of Law
- also K Shanmugam

#06 Indian Chief Justice
- Sundaresh Menon

#07 Indian CEO of largest Singapore bank
- Piyush Gupta

#08 Indian MD of Central Bank or MAS
- Ravi Menon

#09 Indian Opposition Leader
- Pritam Singh

*And if this happens we hv to rename Singapore as Singapuram*

[Hurricane88]

A woman ran a red traffic light and crashed into a man's car. Both of their cars are demolished, but amazingly neither of them was hurt. After they crawled out of their cars, the woman said; "Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left; but, fortunately, we are unhurt.
This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days.” The man replied, "I agree with you completely. This must be a sign from God!"
The woman continued,
"And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished, but my bottle of 75-year-old scotch didn't break. Surely, God meant for us to drink this vintage delicacy and celebrate our good fortune."
Then she handed the bottle to the man. The man nodded his head in agreement, opened it. and drank half the bottle. He then handed it back to the woman.
The woman took the bottle, immediately put the cap back on, and handed it back to the man. The man asked "Aren't you having any?”
She replied “Nah, I think I'll just wait for the police"

Many years ago, Adam ate the apple.
Men will never learn....

[SBMEDSUP]

Nice jokes and pls share more.

[BJstreet]

Good morning

[dyelook]

laughter bumps...