Ex-Regent exhorts new peasants to sarpok Ruler Loong's decrees

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PEASANTPORE: Former Regent Woody Ah Goh-go said new peasants have to shoulder the obligations and responsibilities of after Ruler Loong granted them the benefits and privileges without even serving National Serfship.

Speaking to 132 new peasants at the national peasantry ceremony on Saturday morning, Ex-Regent Ah Goh-go said they now share a common future with the regime to suppress local born peasants.

He encouraged them to consider how they can as part of the Familee, enable Familee to maintain vice grip on political power while oppressing the local peasants with help from regime's Civil Serpents, lackeys and minions.

He urged the new peasants to take over Peasants' Committee and ensure local peasants are unable to force Ruler Loong to concede new concessions.

At the same time, Ex-Regent Ah-Goh-go called on local peasants to offer their cheeks to let new peasants slap them, steal their jobs and take up P1 school slots. Most new peasants are not expected to integrate and adjust to their new home as 150% of them will probably retire in their homeland when the time cums.

He said new Peasants should take the initiative to vote for Ruler Loong, his lackeys and minions during Procedural Erections.

They can play a part by volunteering with grassroots and civil society organisations to be moles for the regime and update ISD and Gestapo whenever local peasants talk thrash about the regime or poke fun at Ruler Loong's decrees.

About 3,600 other new peasants would also be affirming their commitment to Familee at ceremonies across the island this weekend. Most of them will become moles and rap on local born peasants to allow ISD/Gestapo to nip the dissenters before they organize themselves to give Ruler Loong a hard time when Old Autocrat meets Lord Yama.


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