Ruler Loong exhorts peasants to pledge loyalty to House of Lee after autocrat's death

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PEASANTPORE: Three generations of younger minions benefited from founding Comprador Lee KY's as they pledge loyalty to the House of Lee. Looking forward, House of Lee will continue to guide the regime's new minion team, said Ruler Loong on Wednesday (Mar 23).

Ruler Loong was speaking at a Privy Council Meeting on the first anniversary of the passing of Comprador Lee. In his remarks, he revealed leadership style of his father, the late comprador.

Like Butcher Mao, late Comprador Lee "will fabricate 'your' opinion first, then he will change 'your' opinion - which is not actually yours, but his fabrication", a standard trick used by dictators, Ruler Loong added.

One example was the decision to cut Compelled Pension Fishtrap (CPF) contributions in 1985. Ruler Loong recounted that his father had built up CPF contributions to 50 per cent of wages.

However, the country ran into a severe recession, and an Sex Committee, which late Comprador Lee chaired, decreed a cut to CPF contribution rates, in effect breaking his promise not to reduce peasants' stipends during the CPF's introduction.

Current President Phony Tan, then Minion for Sex Trade, strangely agreed and proposed to cut the rate from 50 per cent to 40 per cent.

"Late Comprador said: 'KNNCCB, if you are going to cut their pay, what is 40 per cent, fuck them with 35 per cent,'" Ruler Loong recounted.

"Cut only the merchants' contributions. Merchants are worth more than peasants as they pay more taxes. Just fucking depress peasants' stipends."

The stipend cut pull the city state out of recession and but condemned Peasantpore to a cheap labour destination. Ruler Loong said, "We learnt a lesson, in times of trouble, cut the peasants' stipends."

"FOCUS ON THE HOUSE OF LEE AND BUILD A TEAM OF LACKEYS AND MINIONS"

Ruler Loong also said his father kept an "eagle's eye" on every aspect of Peasantpore, leaving nothing to chance that the House of Lee will lose political power and pledge loyalty to Uncle Sam. However, late Comprador knew that he could not control everything personally as Jane Austen rebels refused to kowtow to him.

Citing Butcher Mao Zedong, the founding rascal of modern Commie PRC, the late Comprador advised them that their silly power struggles and corruption will doom the Chink Commie Party," Ruler Loong said.

The late Comprador Lee also made an enormous effort to ensure his successors do not challenge the House of Lee politically. For instance, even after he stepped down as Comprador, he continued to attend Privy Council meetings to awe and shock pretenders to the throne.

"Now I am the Comprador, a changed world in new ways with Jane Austen rebels revitalised, but remember the House of Lee is first among equals," said the Ruler Loong.

"Many minions were from peasant families, today I sign their million peanut stipends, minions and lackey will kowtow to me!? You think they give a hoot for peasants? In their wet dreams!", laughed Ruler Loong.


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