Finally DirtyHairy Finds An Extremely Responsive Bonking Lady

[machoman]

Originally Posted by dirtyhairy

Yo Bro Machoman, you ask me to elaborate
even demonstrate on the various positions on how we copulate
Ok later I will share my favourite positions with fellow horny brudders

Da-ge dirtyhairy aka laobaby, please share with xiao di
The many positions which you enjoy with your sexy PRC lady
Missionary is also my favourite but it seems to be very ordinary
Although like you I think face-to-face there is deeper intimacy

"Mee gorang" position sounds great & fun
But not really suitable with the hot Equatorial sun
Methinks it's more scintillating & better in China
Where the sun is so much merciful & kinder

[PeteTsang69]

Bro Dirtyhairy

i already applauded you earlier . .dun wanna sound like broken record . . but gotta do it again
you really are an example to all bros . . not just samsters

i just post in another thread about "Wife Behave like Dead Fish"
and there i was reminded of you

and u are showing us all how LIFE should be LIVED to the FULL

need to find partner with the same desires in life & same sex drive
if u got low find a low
if average, find average
u got high, then find a high

Notin like FULL COMPATIBILITY . . .Keep on Truckin' Bro Dirtyhairy ! ! !

[dirtyhairy]

Originally Posted by machoman

[b]please share with xiao di...The many positions which you enjoy...Missionary is also my favourite but it seems to be very ordinary...Although like you I think face-to-face there is deeper intimacy..."Mee gorang" position sounds great & fun
But not really suitable with the hot Equatorial sun
Methinks it's more scintillating & better in China
Where the sun is so much merciful & kinder

[/B]

Bro Machoman, you should know better
as is your nick, to be creative so that the sex can be shiokoly hotter
On why Missionary is so good, becos apart from the face-to-face bonking
You can experiment with so many other things

Like using your hands for more rubba-ing, the mouth for kissing & licking
And the nose for a good tease of inhaling and exhaling
As your eyes pierce into hers the pure exquisite state of your pleasuring
While your didi continues to do its best to nail her to the bed spring
So missionary may seem ordinary, but it is the best for fucking
Which is why it is called missionary since it is Nirvana reaching

You say it right that Mee Goreng sex is fun
But wrong to assume it’s unsuitable here becos of the sun
After all there’s the aircon, if the weather is such a bother
So doing the MG (not MSG) will heighten both partners’ pleasure
as both are locked in a tight embrace, so good for fuckee & the fucker!

To Bro PeterTsang who reckons good sex depends on fucker and fuckee
Or as he says, sexual compatibility, spot on Bro, I agree wholeheartedly
But how do we know if our partners in bed are compatible sexily
Quite easy really, becos everyone is horny unless handicapped physically
Since even the gays, the lesbos etc who enjoy their own intimately
The way to great sex is to be considerate, patient but very horny
Continue to experiment and know each other’s shiok zones
Then take the time and enjoy your fucking as you continue to hone
Prolong your cumming, the bonking, till she thinks your dick has a bone!

[thesaint9753]

Hee...hee...hee.. no hear from bro DH MIA in China making
babies already ah.......any good good news or not ??

[dirtyhairy]

Originally Posted by thesaint9753

Hee...hee...hee.. no hear from bro DH MIA in China making babies already ah.......any good good news or not ??

Yo Bro Saint, thanks for your reminder
about me and my pretty PRC divorcee partner
yes, it's now confirmed that we have again failed
bcos her period came ...so there's no baby news to hail
my precious gal is now so heartbroken as she feels threatened
that a frustrated DirtyHairy may leave her and have her forgotten
how could I when she's so good in bed, at heart and of face
giving her up is a waste, and only if I am crazed
Now duly comforted, we will again try and try
and I will screw and enjoy her until my sperm runs dry
so sorry, have been busy, especially with economy so unsteady
I have been working hard peddling more roti,
later when I have time, will continue my kiss&tell baby-making story

[birdie8819]

Originally Posted by dirtyhairy

[COLOR="Blue"][B]Yo Bro Saint, thanks for your reminder about me and my pretty PRC divorcee partner
yes, it's now confirmed that we have again failed
bcos her period came ...so there's no baby news to hail]

So sorry to hear that bro laobaby .

Originally Posted by dirtyhairy

so sorry, have been busy, especially with economy so unsteady I have been working hard peddling more roti,

Kekekeke....sell roti where I go and support .

Originally Posted by dirtyhairy

later when I have time, will continue my kiss&tell baby-making story

Ok Ok Will wait here for more . Kum Sia

[thesaint9753]

hee...hee...hee... bonus coming bonus coming
tell old uncle where you sell roti, old uncle go
support support ... then you can go go make
babies quick quick ...

[dirtyhairy]

Yo Bro Saint,
Wah you guys so shiok, got bonus again
Thanks for your support but my roti selling confined to orders from kopi-tiam
and not into retail like those bread talk shops, they all so big time
have been both busy at work and trying to console my darling divorcee
dun know why...she's so nice unlike those conniving PRCs
yet she is weak physically, otherwise, wow wat a wonderful lady
very pretty, dresses well, kind hearted and sex with her is oh so heavenly
may be... that's life...no one can be blessed with everything completely
but never mind, DirtyHairy will keep on trying
so long as both me and her remain horny, to enjoy the f@cking!
As a preamble to what's coming,
I will share my latest bouts on my screwing
one of which done in public under a moon-lit night with owls/crickets watching
it was near a condo in a public park near Chongqing...
Hui2 was high after dinner when I had whispered to her sweet nuthings
As I caressed her thighs which made her sigh,
I told her naughty things, and what my didi would do to her vagina inside
She looked at me with dreamy eyes, paid the bill and pulled me outside
then she said: "ok you drive, let's head for home now..." which is at the Olympic condo resort nearby."
Barely containing my hard-on, I complied
as I struggled with my erected didi following her closely behind
thank goodness, her 3-series Beemer was parked nearby
we soon tore down the streets amid the advert neon and bright lights
and as we reached the condo park, I stopped at a secluded parking lot inside
but before that...as I drove the car and during the ride
Horny Hui2 was doing wonderful things to me inside
she had unzipped my pants, BBBjed me, giving me both pleasure and a fright
It was very shiok as you drive, but risky with mounting pleasure and delight
momentarily I closed my eyes as she nibbled at the cock head's underside
I lost control and swerved from left to right
luckily it was in the suburbs, no traffic and no cops was in sight
otherwise, we will probably spend time in jail for the night...
but the fun and sexcitement, made us do silly things to achieve sexual height
we just took our chances and like sex maniacs we tried...
as we reached the condo and public park we were both too horny
to wait to reach her home..and decided to enjoy each other immediately
"what the heck...we have not done this before in public...so let's try and see..."
To be continued.....

[birdie8819]

Originally Posted by dirtyhairy

"what the heck...we have not done this before in public...so let's try and see..."
To be continued.....

Hehehehe.....uncle laobaby , I done this b4 but in the staircase very gan cheong one you know .....kekekeke , will wait here for more .

[dirtyhairy]

Yes Bro Birdie, you have guessed it…bonking in public is so challenging shiok…

The sexcitement, the thrill and of course the caressing and kissing all added to render both Hui2 and I into two passionate sex fiends…as we embraced each other tightly. With our mouths meshed together, it was like a scene showing two desperate fishes kissing for dear life when the oxygen in the water tank was suddenly switched off.

Of course, at the back of our minds, which Hui2 later confessed to me, was the prospect of being caught while copulating in public which added to the sexcitement. It was something beyond description as only those who bonked in public will tell you. Just ask Bro Birdie and the others, and I am sure they will share with you why the sexcitement was so excruciatingly exquisite…the unexplained feelings, that special sensation ….all akin to doing something improper but yet not totally illegal (we were not fully naked although our bottoms were bare)

So, as soon as I had stopped the car and killed the headlights, I went after Hui2’s. Hers was satin smooth, crowned with two little pinkish cranberries that were her sweet nipples. Seeing her ample breasts which are a good size 35, always impresses my didi so much that it can shoot up to quick attention even before one could utter “Mari Kita” let alone sing “Majullah Singapura”! As mentioned repeatedly before, Hui2’s breasts are perhaps one of the best I have ever seen. They look so firm and proud, yet soft and their nipples are unlike those with huge areolas with hairy tendrils around them. It is amazing that for a woman her age, Hui2’s breasts could still defy gravity in her natural glory!

Always a sucker of the femine form, especially great tits, I greedily lapped them up…teasing the crown jewels first with the tip of my knowing tongue. I would kiss and gently suck the juicy nipples, moving from one and then to the other…making sure that both get equal treatment from DirtyHairy’s strongest oral muscle.I would twirl, and swirl, flick and lick until Hui2 was turned into a moaning and writhing minx.

As Hui2 gave as much and as hard as she would receive, she thrusted her beautiful and succulent globes higher with her hands to my eager mouth. I was happy to see her so horny, and suckled even harder on the presented breasts in frenzy. Licking, kissing, nibblig and in between exhaling gasps of my breath onto the by now very erect nipples. Of course, this made her even hornier…as one hand snaked down to hold my head so that I remained buried on her tits my face, while the other hand inched down. Her tender hand grasped my stiff didi and teasingly, she stroked me. And in between “ooohs and aahhhhs, and laokongs, she gently jerked me until a film of my didi’s juice had oozed from the eye and stained her fingers.

Lovingly, she caressed it further until without warning she pulled herself from the car seat and took my dick into her mouth. It was her turn to tease me ---and how ooooh, my God, the sensation was so good as her happy tongue did a symphony to pleasure my lucky didi. She licked the underside from the base to the crown, only to suck the head with her full mouth. Seeing that I was enjoying it, she would repeat this several times until I have to stop her otherwise I would cum. Knowing that deep inside her belly was where my sperm was meant to me as we tried to make her a mummy for DirtyHairy’s baby, she readily complied as I lifted her sexy body above mine.

Although the car seats can be tricky if one wants to make love deep and passionately, but when two sex-mad partners were so horny, they would not mind. So despite the discomfort, I positioned her bottom above mine as I gingerly screwed my cock into her pussy. Naturally, Hu2’s mei-mei was already high in passion and there was no problem with my entry as my prick glided in and out easily from her very lubricated pussy. Although a mother of one, Hui2’s mei-mei is still tight and I could feel the cuntal muscles biting onto my didi’s head as I sawed in and out of that hot and juicy orifice.

As I looked down, I could see a nice, whitish layer of her love juices on my didi. The pleasure was mounting as I screwed her harder and she me…”Baobei, wo aini…hou sufu ni de pee (Precious, I love you…it’s very nice…your pussy) I whispered into her ears as I plunged not-stop into her engorged but tight pussy. But Hui2 was more vocal than me, as she abandoned all inhibitions, and screamed fucking niceties at me….

“Hubby, fuck me harder…harder…deeper, deeper…I love you…ooooh you naughty …very naughty monster…. She screamed in Putonghua…”Laokong..da li..da li…wo aini..ser cheen cheen…ni huai dan….” As she pounded her hands at my sides and buttocks. It was so heavenly…..


(To be continued…)

[lightning]

keep it up ur good work

[dirtyhairy]

Yo Bro L
It's been hell
past 7 days no bonk
bcos now back home, kenna guarded by tuapek kong
can Pm me Ling2's contact for me to song2

[dirtyhairy]

(Continued from previous post…)


One of the reasons why I could never have enough of screwing my beautiful PRC divorcee partner is because of her tremendous responsiveness verging on being aggressive when she cums. Unlike my previous partners her, Hui2 is a dual act, often being both the fucker and fuckee. This is because for one shiok moment, I could be the “aggressor”, i.e. screwing her hard and she would be on the receiving end….yet in the next, she would be the fucker, as she thrusted herself madly at me. Also, one of the best features of making love to Hui2, is that when she cums, she does it with such gusto that it goes to enhance the joys of sex.

As a result, when she climaxed during our impromptu bonking in the parking lot near her condo, it was with such a tsunami force that I felt almost cumming too myself although what I had in mind was to try to prolong the act as a sex greedy DirtyHairy often prefers having longer sessions. With someone as beautiful as Hui2, it is only natural that I would want to prolong my bonking. My aim was to delay cumming until both of us are ready, cumming together in one big embrace. But had I been less experienced, I would probably not have lasted from her wild gyrations as she tried her best to extract my cum to placate her horniness.

However, Laobaby was probably lucky to be able to control his disciplined didi because to be able to hold on just on the verge of cumming, is even better than a fast climax. The sensation is even more exquisite as your cock’s knob veers on the throes of climaxing but just about… as the sensation of cumming just barely hits only to leave as your hard prick eases a bit….and slowly, slowly the desire to cum lapses.

And then you resume again, poking in and out as hard or as rapid as you want, steadily increasing the pace until you are all flushed up and seemed ready to shoot your spunk again. And just when you are about to cum again, you would stop and recover…

To those brothers who have gone through such as sexual charade, you will probably understand what I am talking about…and agree that the sensation itself is even better than climaxing, holding on until both of you are ready to cum together in one tidal wave!

it is so good of course, the feelings can be so fantastic but sometimes you would not be able to control your cumming, no matter how hard you try to psyche yourself by thinking of the Pope for you have sinned…or even about that ugly toad in the office but sometimes, you could still fail despite your control….especially when your bonking partner would not stop and keeps on gyrating. But even then, when you cum, the sensation is superb too. But probably not as great when both of you would cum together, as you feel her vagina contracts in the immediate aftermath as the two of you underwent mini body spasms as you unload your sperm into her while her vagina flowers wider to receive your precious liquid deep into her bowels.



So dear brothers out there…just imagine, your didi being sucked by a thousand tiny mouths…just as Hui2’s pussy muscles repeatedly milked my phallus down below. Then she would grab my backside, pulled me even closer as she tried to force my prick deeper and deeper into her.

At the same time, she gyrated her hips in a circular motion as she tried her best to have my prick buried even further, deeper into her by now very slippery vagina. Of course, she was not the only one enjoying herself. DirtyHairy was in 7th Heaven too as I could feel my cock’s head being caressed by a thousand fingers as I sawed in and out into her juiced-up cunt. This is probably why fucking is so pleasurable….the fantastic sensation your phallus gets as you plunge deep in and out of a woman’s depth. And while at the same time, as you gave her pleasure from your didi, she’s also giving you the pleasure in return. My Hui2 was most responsive when it comes to climaxing. Apart from her audio reactions, she was full of actions too.

Always my favourite, she would pound on my backside, or my sides when she came. In between pinching or punching me as she signaled her cumming, 0h…how heavenly…It was great for me too, as my didi slaved in and out of her pussy, pounding her as hard as I could. I brought one of her thighs over my shoulder for an even deeper penetration. Despite it being a cold night, we were both perspiring from our violent rocking in the car seats.

And with Hui2’s unrestrained climax, as she pounded her hands at my buttocks and my sides as she screamed her ecstasy, “Laokong….Huai dan….wo lai ler, aaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeee, aaaaaaaiiiiiiieeeeee,” as Hui2 shook her gorgeous head from side to side as she came. Naturally, it was so nice to see your partner below you enjoying so much. Besides boosting your ego, the sensation felt by my didi down below is also very, very nice.

Usually, I would grab both her hands and pinned her down, while I smother her mouth with mine. This is particularly useful in hotel rooms or at home when the loud screams of sexual delight might just be heard and be an embarrassment to yourself or others. This “smothering” action is also delicious because inevitably, Hui2 was compelled to suck my tongue as well.

And then should I cum, I would plunge myself deep into her and held her there as we yelled ourselves hoarse but then only into each other’s mouths.

It was like that again at the Chongqing Olympic condo resort where Hui2 lives. Fortunately, we had parked our car at a secluded spot of the quiet carpark. The condo’s private security guards had already ended their patrols of the carpark, leaving us alone in the car. However as we copulated wildly, the car was rocking furiously. Two wood squirrels tucking in the warmth of the car underneath, were scared off by our grunts and groans as they scurried off to a nearby tree, causing some dead branches to drop onto the bonnet. The fallen twigs roused us from our embrace momentarily…and as we looked up we could see two night owls and several squirrels starring from the tree down at us as if in admonishment for daring to disturb the peace in their turf.

The expressions on the animals were quite funny, bringing out a laugh from Hui2 who still looked pretty and flushed despite the perspiration on her face. With that, we decided to dress up and head for her flat where we were to continue our second round of our sex act….

Akan datang in my next post: the many different sex positions HuiHui and I, us two horny lovebirds enjoy most...


(To be continued…)

[lightning]

Originally Posted by dirtyhairy

Yo Bro L
It's been hell
past 7 days no bonk
bcos now back home, kenna guarded by tuapek kong
can Pm me Ling2's contact for me to song2

Hahaha LOL she been misssing u alot!!! An Old man in disguise but a firece tiger in bed with 8 inches( whispered by one of the gals)

[dirtyhairy]

Originally Posted by lightning

Hahaha LOL she been misssing u alot!!! An Old man in disguise but a firece tiger in bed with 8 inches( whispered by one of the gals)

Yo bro Linghtning...
Alamak...u r kind but mine really a small thing
where got 8 inches...may be more like 8 centemetres
so dun believe the gers