ShangHai Recommendation!

[keewee]

Originally Posted by ebonkie

Bro your damage 1600rmb is extremely on the "High" side..
If you are based in Shanghai, I reckon there are other 会所s of better package and lower cost..

yeah... for dat price i can go for 2 rounds or tarma of very decent bonk and maybe get the ear digger girl aka massage girl to keep me company as well which allows u to auto roam in most sauna establishment...

but well thanks for introducing new outlet also great info

[holein1]

Originally Posted by ebonkie

Bro your damage 1600rmb is extremely on the "High" side..
If you are based in Shanghai, I reckon there are other 会所s of better package and lower cost..

bonkie, our friend faraway likes different experiences ma... such massage establishment is good to "mask" your id if you're also bringing a girl there for fun..

[keewee]

Originally Posted by holein1

bonkie, our friend faraway likes different experiences ma... such massage establishment is good to "mask" your id if you're also bringing a girl there for fun..

yeah u got a point there also... heng yet to hv this kinda problem when am der

[holein1]

Originally Posted by keewee

yeah u got a point there also... heng yet to hv this kinda problem when am der

mostly those who are on biz trips or single would not think so much. however, there are those bunch who got commitments and privacy and safety are on priority 1 list for them.

places like 大浪淘沙 is good for some as :-

1. one does not need to register (unless overnight)
2. since it has got female patrons too, it is seen as a "safe place" to one's OC
3. different kind of exp. just like going to ktvs. some bros prefer cheap and good, some bros prefer good environments, etc..

[holein1]

Originally Posted by ebonkie

Bro your damage 1600rmb is extremely on the "High" side..
If you are based in Shanghai, I reckon there are other 会所s of better package and lower cost..

btw bonkie, you know that night our ktv session, our opposite room also a bunch of sporeans...haha..dunno isit one of our bros here or not..

we confirm it with their mummy, and she is quite shocked that we are able to tell...

[DTCEPL]

Originally Posted by chelsea76

wah bro, really kenna check ah?? I also heard from the girls now wind quite strong.. just want to know whats the experience.. haha. pai sei

Hehehe, I very 'lucky' to kena twice in two weeks lah!

Those Mata whom inspect the shop, plain clothes are feared most, uniformed ones are just for show and doing routine checks. But sometimes, both plain clothes and uniformed Mata conduct the check together. After the inspection, the Mata will have a meeting with the Management.

When the music, lights or whatever alert the shop installed came on, the Gal will rush out of the room even before you brink, several seconds (once I kena is instantly as the Mata just outside my door) later, the Mata will not knock on the door, they just open and look inside, then after also will not close the door, they leave the door open and will come back again to view the second time. If one is 'properly' dressed, they will just walk away, and of of course the Customer sianz liao, quickly dressed up and leave the premise, most lightly will NOT pay for the session. Doors are not supposed to be locked (smilar to SGP laws), and if your door is locked, hehehe I guess the door will be rammed down if you refused to open or open in time. Either way, if door is locked, one is in trouble and got lots of explanation to do.

But if you are caught with your pants down, or when the Gal is doing a HJ for you, or even if the Gal is inside the room properly dressed while you are naked bathing whahahaha..........surprise surpise! If you are having a FJ or BJ.....that one no need to explain further lah.

If you and the Gal is still in the room (how unlucky or slow you and the Gal are), properly dressed, one Mata will look see look see, then the second Mata will look see look see again, then the third Mata, like you are a Zoo exhibits, ask questions, ask you to dress up, and be back again to look see again.

Normally those kena, shop didn't contribute enough CPF to Mata lah!

Any kind Bro(s) can contribute more of their experience, please do so to educate me to get my massage safely and uninterupted, Cheers!

[keewee]

Originally Posted by DTCEPL

Hehehe, I very 'lucky' to kena twice in two weeks lah!



Normally those kena, shop didn't contribute enough CPF to Mata lah!

Any kind Bro(s) can contribute more of their experience, please do so to educate me to get my massage safely and uninterupted, Cheers!

bro best is still to dabao them to a room of yr own.... yr friend's house or best hotel!!! till now all my massage is in hotel which gave me the best experience.. never tried in outlet b4

[TLCsession]

Originally Posted by DTCEPL

Hehehe, I very 'lucky' to kena twice in two weeks lah!

Those Mata whom inspect the shop, ... When the music, lights or whatever alert the shop installed came on, the Gal will rush out of the room even before you brink...

Any kind Bro(s) can contribute more of their experience, please do so to educate me to get my massage safely and uninterupted, Cheers!

Bro DTCEPL,

I also kana before and am sharing my experience with Bros here.

Recently, I went to a massage joint at Lan Chun Lu near Jin Jiang Sofitel*.

After I finished my deed and had my shower, the music suddenly came on. I thought it was time up. So I asked the mei mei if it is time up. That very cool mei mei said "Yes, it is time up" and she went out of the room. While putting on my thermal pants, a man just walk right into the room, look around then walk out.

When she returned, I told her about that man who walked in. She said "Probably he went into the wrong room".

As I was putting on my shirt, another man walk right in and did the same thing.

This time the mei mei in the room asked me to pay her and told me to just walk straight out of the joint. So I know, it is yan da.

As I walked out, I saw the mata - one in uniform and 4 others in plain cloth checking on the mei mei identities against a list with their photos at the reception.

Guess what? In a hurry, I forgot to take my phone with me. WTF! LL went back to the shop, to take my phone. Noticed more than half of the mei mei not there anymore.

[P/s * Jin Jiang Sofitel itself house Dream Spa - one of those suana joint with full course at RMB780. Bros interested in this place can PM me or post here. Dream Spa, in Pudong, used to be the sister spa of my sifu Lau Da Lighthouse Bro Shengge's fave joint in Puxi. I am not sure if they still are sister's joint.]

Originally Posted by FarAway

Damage: $1600.. I find the 休闲按摩 is on the ex side..
Hope this helps. Any feedback is welcome, good lobangs pls share k kamsia

Bro FarAway, yes, at RMB1,600 it is really really very expensive. Just my feedback. Dream Spa cost RMB780 for full course.

At RMB1,600 = S$320, can go for S$150 GL two times and S$20 extra.

Originally Posted by keewee

2 hrs for 200 ... Wit oil for 250 ... Bring back home or hotel plus another 50. ... Tips 200-300 usualli hope it helps hee enjoy

Originally Posted by keewee

bro best is still to dabao them to a room of yr own.... yr friend's house or best hotel!!! till now all my massage is in hotel which gave me the best experience.. never tried in outlet b4

Bro keewee,

Thanks very much for your PM.

Can share where got daboa lobang pls?

Do you have lobang for bringing back to hotel in Pudong? Any bros here have Pudong daboa lobang - especially overnite? Pls share.

BTW, I once daboa a mei mei for short time. I checked into Hanting Express for 4 hours [RMB100] with my passport. KNN, when the mei mei arrived, she kana stopped at the Reception and was reminded that Gong An can drop by anytime. Suddenly all the mood gone. Of course, we did not have a good time. Lucky I did not sign up their membership.

Hanting is not mei mei friendly. I later learn that Green Tee Inn is more mei mei friendly. For a start, some of these Green Tree Inns don't have lift. So less security barrier unlike Hanting, which may required the room tag to get the lift to the level you need. p/s both these are cheap local hotel chain. As a Shanghai resident, I don't need a 5 star place to bonk.

BTW, I have never tried calling for room service from the various websites or phone contact because I don't like the uncertainty of not getting the mei mei that I wanted from the web or phone contact.

Originally Posted by puxi_man

thanks bro for sharing, will check out this weekend..

Hello Bro Puxi_man, how did your Ling Ling road sexventure went? Did you have a good time? Pls post FR and update with bros here. Thanks

Bro DTCEPL, you went to that RMB580 joint oredi? Pls post FR too.

Looking forward to reading the FRs & updates - Kum siah.

[ebonkie]

Originally Posted by holein1

bonkie, our friend faraway likes different experiences ma... such massage establishment is good to "mask" your id if you're also bringing a girl there for fun..

Old bird men like us.. I think we would rather check in some posh Shai hotel / KTV or sexacape out of China and have some descreet fun with gf for 1600 rmb right.. rather go for the main course then nice deco.. lol..

cheers...

[ebonkie]

Originally Posted by DTCEPL

Hehehe, I very 'lucky' to kena twice in two weeks lah!

Those Mata whom inspect the shop, plain clothes are feared most, uniformed ones are just for show and doing routine checks. But sometimes, both plain clothes and uniformed Mata conduct the check together. After the inspection, the Mata will have a meeting with the Management.

When the music, lights or whatever alert the shop installed came on, the Gal will rush out of the room even before you brink, several seconds (once I kena is instantly as the Mata just outside my door) later, the Mata will not knock on the door, they just open and look inside, then after also will not close the door, they leave the door open and will come back again to view the second time. If one is 'properly' dressed, they will just walk away, and of of course the Customer sianz liao, quickly dressed up and leave the premise, most lightly will NOT pay for the session. Doors are not supposed to be locked (smilar to SGP laws), and if your door is locked, hehehe I guess the door will be rammed down if you refused to open or open in time. Either way, if door is locked, one is in trouble and got lots of explanation to do.

But if you are caught with your pants down, or when the Gal is doing a HJ for you, or even if the Gal is inside the room properly dressed while you are naked bathing whahahaha..........surprise surpise! If you are having a FJ or BJ.....that one no need to explain further lah.

If you and the Gal is still in the room (how unlucky or slow you and the Gal are), properly dressed, one Mata will look see look see, then the second Mata will look see look see again, then the third Mata, like you are a Zoo exhibits, ask questions, ask you to dress up, and be back again to look see again.

Normally those kena, shop didn't contribute enough CPF to Mata lah!

Any kind Bro(s) can contribute more of their experience, please do so to educate me to get my massage safely and uninterupted, Cheers!

ya bro dtcepl, not to forget the rooms in HDF have no locking device.. if Mata walk in during your extras' sessions.. beta pray hard they dont tie-wrap or handcuff your KKJ.. and appear on the CCTV 8'o clock news.. nowadays No.60 still jio me to go HDF..
quite hesitate cos afraid gana caught in the same wooden tub..
the last trip to HDF the water tap also not working so the in-house plumber walked in the room to see me half-naked in the wooden tub..
lucky my KKJ not in marikita position..

[chelsea76]

Originally Posted by best123

which branch was that?

pudian road and pucheng road branch

[FarAway]

Wah talking about spotchecks, I sibeh scared.. last thing I want is upheaval to my life.. I still considered very novice, so one step at a time for me ba.. slowly find out the more discreet and good price joints.. If single, much more easier to cheong, no need think of explanation here n there very headache sometimes.. want to chu pattern also need to plan..

And ya I also feel housecall most secure liao.. just that the thing is usually those see photo one buey simi zhun.. what you see may be 50% of what you get. I know got those can pick and bring back hotel.. maybe should give that a try next time.

Thanks all bros for the feedback, much appreciated..

[DTCEPL]

Originally Posted by TLCsession

Bro DTCEPL, you went to that RMB580 joint oredi? Pls post FR too.

Yet to go, but will definitely try soon. Planned to go last Friday, but instead went to check out a Chinese recommended small joint at Puxi side with a fellow SHA Bro, had some cheapo fun lah.

Since that Bro brought me there, I wait for him to post his FR lah.

[DTCEPL]

Originally Posted by ebonkie

ya bro dtcepl, not to forget the rooms in HDF have no locking device.. if Mata walk in during your extras' sessions.. beta pray hard they dont tie-wrap or handcuff your KKJ.. and appear on the CCTV 8'o clock news.. nowadays No.60 still jio me to go HDF..
quite hesitate cos afraid gana caught in the same wooden tub..

Number 60 learning the trade fast hor!

Yeah man, the tub is a shiok form of relaxation after a hard day's work, but if mind cannot rest and worried Mata open door or lights/music goes on, then no shiok afterall, stressed out in the Tub.

[best123]

Originally Posted by chelsea76

pudian road and pucheng road branch

thanks bro... you got the card or address? need for taxi lah