Tg Balai Field Report

[meatlover]

Originally posted by Montbank
One quote from a seasoned cheongster who frequent Balai recently :

"Wah lau, under this type of lights har, every cewek also look buey pai leh. Wah how come this one also so chio ? That one also not bad ?!? "

The alcohol and poor disco lightings doing its work

Originally posted by Montbank
Another thing is, it's always like that.. sure you see another one better one cuz your one you bonk liaoz mah, you haven't bonk the other one, confirm you will think that way.

Indeed ... Already peel the banana skin and eaten a few bites then sian liao ... Wanna peel a new skin ...

[meatlover]

Originally posted by l3atu
Thought when you bonking, you can only only hear the 'ohhhs' and 'ahhhhhs' of the ceweks ? That one need to learn meh ?

The cewek will say: "Sayang, saya sekarang tak boleh tahan ... Saya mau konket" ... Like that learn lor ...

[l3atu]

Originally posted by meatlover

Actually the more chio the cewek the more problems cos changes are she has a high hit rateand might not give a damn about retaining customer thus might lead to sub-par service and attitude ...
thats y the ceweks I booked are always those dish-washer, road-sweeper, toilet cleaner etc.......

[l3atu]

Originally posted by meatlover
The cewek will say: "Sayang, saya sekarang tak boleh tahan ... Saya mau konket" ... Like that learn lor ...

But hor, dun suay suay kena those that say : "cepat lar..........sudah masuk tak ?" "Aiyoh, apa pasal lu konket maciam ah-pek ?" "Banyak lama !!!"

[DNAT]

Originally posted by meatlover
Already peel the banana skin and eaten a few bites then sian liao ... Wanna peel a new skin ...

this one sounds familiar leh ....

[DNAT]

Originally posted by l3atu
Dun know how to speak bahasa, you can learn mah

you got improve bo? the other KPOs said you 'rindu' oso tak faham leh ....

[DNAT]

Originally posted by l3atu
But hor, dun suay suay kena those that say : "cepat lar..........sudah masuk tak ?" "Aiyoh, apa pasal lu konket maciam ah-pek ?" "Banyak lama !!!"

knn! ah pek mana ada konket 1? mereka fingering aja?

[l3atu]

Originally posted by DNAT
you got improve bo? the other KPOs said you 'rindu' oso tak faham leh ....

Me improve a lot liao lor.........'Rindu' I tak faham becoz my previous cewek in Tg.Batu always use 'ingat' = almost the same meaning..............

[DNAT]

Originally posted by l3atu
just make sure you got a regular cewek so every trip can get her to teach you something new mah...........

ask your regular how to find NEW cewek ?

[DNAT]

Originally posted by l3atu
Me improve a lot liao lor.........'Rindu' I tak faham becoz my previous cewek in Tg.Batu always use 'ingat' = almost the same meaning..............

Ingkat = remember
lupa = forget
rindu = miss / treasure (a person)

[l3atu]

Originally posted by DNAT
knn! ah pek mana ada konket 1? mereka fingering aja?

My cewek told me that many ceweks dun like ah-peks to finger them coz of the long fingernails that ah-peks like to keep. So on some occasions, they get the ah-peks to wear caps on their fingers before allowing them to penetrate their CBs........

[l3atu]

Originally posted by DNAT
Ingkat = remember
lupa = forget
rindu = miss / treasure (a person)

icic.........thanks. My Bahasa still half-fark.........

[DNAT]

Originally posted by l3atu
My cewek told me that many ceweks dun like ah-peks to finger them coz of the long fingernails that ah-peks like to keep. So on some occasions, they get the ah-peks to wear caps on their fingers before allowing them to penetrate their CBs........

wow! like dat I must bring a box of surgical gloves to BL (when I retire) ....

wei, peel 'see-hum' must get ready a bowl of lime-water hor ...

[l3atu]

Originally posted by DNAT
ask your regular how to find NEW cewek ?

Can try to ask.......but she'll 'potong' my dick b4 she tell me................

[l3atu]

Originally posted by DNAT
wow! like dat I must bring a box of surgical gloves to BL (when I retire) ....

wei, peel 'see-hum' must get ready a bowl of lime-water hor ...

Ouch.............