most pervert things done?

[io33]

i'm curious as to how long u have been banging together?

Do take caution bro.

[johnhandsome]

This is XXX Unbelievable! You should date her out man! instead of doing something funny to her

[rob_onny]

Bro March29, don't tell me u've bonk ur bu buddy for 20+ years w/CD...
& ur gang buddy bonk ur bu buddy for 20+ years w/o CD as well...
If so, then i must say ur gang & bu buddies really trust each other...
Whoa... in this case, u 3 have been fb for 20+ years leow...
BTW bro... show us the pics on ur bu buddy's panties/g-strings lah...

Originally Posted by march29

Bro rob_onny, I should said we are close friends, 20 plus years of friendship

[hipgrinder]

Recently my FB and I started to enjoy this perverted fetish.

During sex, I will lie on the floor/bed face up, and she will sit/squat on my face and mouth. She will then start grinding and rubbing her pussy/ass on my whole face and I will eat/lick/suck her pussy/ass. Letting her juicy pussy rub on my face is really Shiok. I love to taste her pussy juice in this sexy position.

After that, we switch roles. She lie on the floor/bed face up, while I sit/squat on her face/mouth. I then rub/rock my ass all over her face, while she sticks out her tongue to rim my a**hole. From time to time, I will stick my cock in her mouth for more BJ.

In this way, the person below will concentrate on pleasing the partner, while the one on top will just relax and enjoy. Rather than 69, both party are not comfortable/enjoying.

Try it, the view from below is extra turn on.

[hornie]

wow there is really some sick shit going on in the thread lol

[Integrity]

I toe-fucked my ex gf inside a huge bathtub n make out with her almost 5 times whole nite long while we went on an overseas sexcapade many years back!!!

Also fucked her real hard with hotel in house drinking water bottle!!!
Collected her cum juices with that bottle!(quite alot U know)...

[cklim77]

My ex house mate when I was studying in the states was a damn chio American hong kong mix blood girl. She always masterbed with her vibrator and I can hear from my room next door. We were both attached with our own long distance relationship at that time but I'll always tease her, saying that I'm there if he needs to meet her needs.

One day when I came back, I heard the vibrating noise coming from my room and realized that she is masturbating on my bed! I peep in and she was already quite high, with her eyes closed. I quietly creep beside my bed, pulled down my pants, n mastered beside her, and shoot my load onto her face! She screamed and apologized and ran back into her room leaving her panty behind.

[bonkudear]

Originally Posted by cklim77

My ex house mate when I was studying in the states was a damn chio American hong kong mix blood girl. She always masterbed with her vibrator and I can hear from my room next door. We were both attached with our own long distance relationship at that time but I'll always tease her, saying that I'm there if he needs to meet her needs.

One day when I came back, I heard the vibrating noise coming from my room and realized that she is masturbating on my bed! I peep in and she was already quite high, with her eyes closed. I quietly creep beside my bed, pulled down my pants, n mastered beside her, and shoot my load onto her face! She screamed and apologized and ran back into her room leaving her panty behind.

For an overseas grad, I have to say that your ang-mo sucks lah.

And just like your "encounter with an air stewardess", the above also sound super unbelievable.

[cklim77]

Do I have to slang on this forum lol!!! The type of Ke Ang mo who went overseas for a few years and come back speaking with an Ang mo accent are those that I detest and look down upon most. Giving stupid excuses "oh, can't switch back, blah blah blah" all bullshit. Come on, be proud of who you are.

[cklim77]

Originally Posted by bonkudear

For an overseas grad, I have to say that your ang-mo sucks lah.

And just like your "encounter with an air stewardess", the above also sound super unbelievable.

My bad, forgot to quote, dude. LOL

Do I have to slang on this forum lol!!! The type of Ke Ang mo who went overseas for a few years and come back speaking with an Ang mo accent are those that I detest and look down upon most. Giving stupid excuses "oh, can't switch back, blah blah blah" all bullshit. Come on, be proud of who you are.

[bonkudear]

Originally Posted by cklim77

Do I have to slang on this forum lol!!!

How do you slang writing? It's your sentences' structure and your numerous spelling mistakes that I am referring to dude - masterbed (masturbate)? you mastered besides her? LOL!

[cklim77]

Originally Posted by bonkudear

How do you slang writing? It's your sentences' structure and your numerous spelling mistakes that I am referring to dude - masterbed (masturbate)? you mastered besides her? LOL!

Are you English teacher? Wrong spelling, sentence structure? Lol! Who cares? I don't give a damn. I didn't go there to study English, not to mention their written sucks big time. And FYI, this is the definition of slang.

A kind of language occurring chiefly in casual and playful speech, made up typically of short-lived coinages and figures of speech that are deliberately used in place of standard terms for added raciness, humor, irreverence, or other effect.

But I really don't see how your post is related to this thread. Come on, chill it and enjoy the day. Don't be so stuck up and anal about everything.

[bonkudear]

I am not an English teacher and I don't give a damn what other names that you are going to call me.

Want to write a story, let be credible. Don't test the intelligence or common sense of bros here. If the story cannot be credible, then at least let the language be acceptable.

That is what I'm saying.

You can continue to reply but this will be my last post here.

Oh ya, before I forget. You did a great job to cut and paste the defination of "slang". That was a perfect sentence. Haha. Chow!

[prometheus]

Originally Posted by cklim77

My bad, forgot to quote, dude. LOL

Do I have to slang on this forum lol!!! The type of Ke Ang mo who went overseas for a few years and come back speaking with an Ang mo accent are those that I detest and look down upon most. Giving stupid excuses "oh, can't switch back, blah blah blah" all bullshit. Come on, be proud of who you are.

for one thing, slang means colloquial terms or phrases, i.e. "how do you like them apples?" is Brit slang for 'serves you right' or 'getting a taste of your own medicine'. you definitely don't have to slang in this forum. all bonkudear wants is that you write in clear english and not mangle your words - not too hard right?

by citing "ke ang mos" as people you detest, you're merely excusing yourself from putting in some effort to write properly. writing and speaking clearly does not make you a ke ang mo. (and try not to cut and paste so much too).

[cklim77]

Oh boy, one more self righteous dude. Why don't you start your own thread and criticize all you want instead of destroying this one here?