first sex without condom with indo maid

[Deesiaokia]

Hmmmm.. TS next time use balloon lah.. Put some cooking oil can Liao...

[lls8]

Originally Posted by grey82

go buy rubber gloves la, then lube with cooking oil....

then maybe her pussy wont bleed that much....

....OMG, ......Lube with cooking oil?
U mean Extra Virgin Oil?
How to wash the oil from vagina later?
Use saliva is better I think....
Natural lubricants.....
If not find a body lotion from your mum room or maid room....

[superoy]

hahahaha...

TS: cant say u student having holis nw, cos ur english is lousy, looks like u havent been to school before.

Also, wont expect a grown up to be so bo liao to start such thread.

sigh, why mus we have such "thing" living in our society??

[Doggone!]

Originally Posted by RoyAnn

i did it with a girl in college toilet, 2 times in girl toilet and 3 times in men toilet

TS must be still a college student. Dun play, play - quite a horny chap.
Old uncle last time in school also never got chance to do like TS

[puipui888]

happy father day lol

[naan1974]

Originally Posted by RoyAnn

i sex without condom with indo maid hired in my house so how? i didn't have condom that time so we used plastic bag during sex. the bag teared off within few minutes so we removed it and continued to sex. i cummed inside her vagina in the end so how? her vagina bled a lot and my penis had her blood stains. why this happened?

this is my first sex so i didn't know how to buy condom.

Hi TS, relax... i have got anti pregnant pills which can ease your mind. It can cost quite a lot but for the sake of your bright future it's worth it and most importantly, daddy wont find out. By the way, did you french your maid? swallow her salive? else there's no way she can get pregnant.

[Ichigo_Kurosaki]

Originally Posted by RoyAnn

i sex without condom with indo maid hired in my house so how? i didn't have condom that time so we used plastic bag during sex. the bag teared off within few minutes so we removed it and continued to sex. i cummed inside her vagina in the end so how? her vagina bled a lot and my penis had her blood stains. why this happened?

this is my first sex so i didn't know how to buy condom.

Next time use a whole box of those thin plastic film food wrap (Your maid will know where she keep it in the kitchen). Wrap your silly cock up like a dumpling and your stupid cock will be tight and remain fresh over a longer period of time. For added protection, cover with another layer of aluminium foil. Forget stains, Hang tight, Keep fresh, Stay hard!!!

If you are unsure whether your wrapping is air tight or not, you may want to put your stupid cock in your oven, set to grill with a 10mins timer. If it stay cools after 10mins, then you are ready to serve her

[welk]

Originally Posted by RoyAnn

i sex without condom with indo maid hired in my house so how? i didn't have condom that time so we used plastic bag during sex. the bag teared off within few minutes so we removed it and continued to sex. i cummed inside her vagina in the end so how? her vagina bled a lot and my penis had her blood stains. why this happened?

this is my first sex so i didn't know how to buy condom.

U use Sheng Shiong plastic bag isit!!??

No wonder break lah....

Next time use NTUC or Cold Storage plastic bag mah...this kind of things cannot save 1....

[geckoSG]

I simply loved the replies from the bros... lolz... Good luck TS...
proves that you used the wrong brain this time...

Opps... wrong head I meant...

[Stud00]

This made my day.. i nearly died laughing!

[c5552]

haha, many great replies from bros here, some of u may not find it friendly but they do have a point if u give it a 2nd thought. Hope the TS will have a 2nd chance to make up for the mistake, unless u are a marksman.

[TheDriverGuy]

LOL, the maid never get turned off seeing u use plastic bag?

[Ichigo_Kurosaki]

Originally Posted by TheDriverGuy

LOL, the maid never get turned off seeing u use plastic bag?

Like master Like maid mah

TS maid probably from one of 7 indigenous tribes of Indonesia and still using banana leaves, she probably thought the plastic bag was an advanced technology condom used in modern world.

[hasbeen84]

all the bros replies damn funny..~

TS, dun bullshit lah...u know how to find your way to SBF...but dunno how to buy condoms..????

[joker_fish]

TS

dont panic, nothing wrong.
but can i ask you what colour of the plastic bag you used?
if the colour is RED, then it might be the colour of the plastic bag.