Finally DirtyHairy Finds An Extremely Responsive Bonking Lady

[dirtyhairy]

Originally Posted by acer3939

Meaning can change to go past 250 pts or 300 pts lah keke

Yo Bro Acer, big laodi ah,
can confirm if many brownie pts can get discount at Shangri_la
or special free pass to lup sup bar?

[acer3939]

Originally Posted by dirtyhairy

can confirm if many brownie pts can get discount at Shangri_la
or special free pass to lup sup bar?

Can, if the Ah Neh outside L81 is a newbie in SBF you can use the points to xchange a box of Brand XXX CD! keke hope this info is useful to all keke

[forumer]

this proves that you can find excitement anywhere.. even at book fairs.

[Horny Gents]

Nice write-up! I think I must turn up to whatever Book Fair if there is any.

[aman]

Bro dh....you are a man mah.....

[lightning]

Wau Bro DH, i am envy of ur ways with ladies... Such gd lobang, even better than Rong2 is a GEM hard to find. See ur FR cause my Flag Mast to stand up all the way I always look forward to ur new updates on FR postings. Keep us posted with more good FRs and the progress of ur relation with her.

[dirtyhairy]

Originally Posted by lightning

Wau Bro DH, i am envy of ur ways with ladies... Such gd lobang, even better than Rong2 is a GEM hard to find. See ur FR cause my Flag Mast to stand up all the way I always look forward to ur new updates on FR postings. Keep us posted with more good FRs and the progress of ur relation with her.

Yo Bro Lightning,
Thanks for the kind words and for your supporting,
Maybe I have enjoyed and spent too much with HuiHui
Now I am in trouble with OC who's beginning to suspect and review
my activities for the past week as I was to be working instead of galavanting
Now will try to be a good boy and stay at home to play with toys.

[lightning]

Originally Posted by dirtyhairy

Yo Bro Lightning,
Thanks for the kind words and for your supporting,
Maybe I have enjoyed and spent too much with HuiHui
Now I am in trouble with OC who's beginning to suspect and review
my activities for the past week as I was to be working instead of galavanting
Now will try to be a good boy and stay at home to play with toys.

Oops... haven't army taught us to be more tactical in our "night movement" Looks like ur movement is too noisy lah that you alerted the Enemy OC contacted you and you need to lay low and defend ur base for a while Some how i admired that you had got one non-FL GF. The feeling is sweet and totally different from making out with FL. hope that you can smoke out soon...

[onion_rings]

Originally Posted by dirtyhairy

Maybe I have enjoyed and spent too much with HuiHui
Now I am in trouble with OC who's beginning to suspect and review
my activities for the past week as I was to be working instead of galavanting
Now will try to be a good boy and stay at home to play with toys

Yo abang dh aka laobaby,

Kuniang eh got such good lobang nvr intro adek me??? Till she left our shores den said??? No wonder u now kana retribution got to kuai kuai stay at home and play with toys and eat yrself too

[giggsgiggs]

dear dirtyhairy, i just UP u for yr good FR

[Frankiestine]

Originally Posted by lightning

Oops... haven't army taught us to be more tactical in our "night movement"

i was caught by my ex oc once when i told her i going oversea for work...later she checked my passport and found out i nvr left country...

[dirtyhairy]

Originally Posted by onion_rings

Yo abang dh aka laobaby,
Kuniang eh got such good lobang nvr intro adek me??? Till she left our shores den said??? No wonder u now kana retribution got to kuai kuai stay at home and play with toys and eat yrself too

Yo Bro Bawang...why you ahhh tua bak ang?
How cum you onions ringing, still boh chiak chang!
the gal no FL mah so how to share?
you shd not be lazy and visit PC show/bookfair
me not kena retribution
just taking resting position
because I hear AV these few days got plenty action
so better stay at home and play toys
or risk kenna coitus interruptus, and kill joy !

[lopo]

Originally Posted by dirtyhairy

Yo Bro TsingTao.
sollee me cannot read, as me Chinese "pu hao"
from wat I see, yr peotry pee wah hao
so how about translating it to English, hao pu Hao, yo Tsingtao?

Bro DH, Chance upon ur FR. Kudos to u!

Bro Tsingtao, if u dun mind my attempt to 越俎代庖，here is my translation. Urs is a very good piece. Pls correct me if I am wrong in my translation. Cheers!

Translation

Yo Mr Uncle Dirtyhairy
Me say you very lucky
At such a book fair at Suntec City
You oroso could succeed xianning a PRC
Who is such a captivating lady

Then her to dinner at Holland Village
You brought
After dinner hor, kei kei said want to pee pee
Off to her hotel you sought
But it was her beautiful pussy
And her nern liap tua Ni Ni
That were all in your thought

Me think she is oroso very silly
Being duped by you such a dangerous laobaby
Until for you she became so crazy
Two legs opened and then offered readily her wet pussy

You such a 60-year-old old baby
Are neither simple nor ordinary but very tricky
Duped her until she became a mouse like Mickey
Waking up without knowing whether she is Mary, Suzie or Lucy

What the hack?! After 3 bonks then share with us this fantastic story
To make us, all his bros, fill with envy and jealousy
If not, we, all the brothers, Tom, Dick and Harry
Could also have made her very very very happy

Next time if there is any book fair at Suntec City
Me think all of us the hungry dickies
Will definitely rush there to hunt pussies
Let’s see if like you Dirtyhairy we’ll be just as lucky!!!

[dirtyhairy]

Thanks Bro Lopo for translating
Bro Tsingtao's peotry on my recent non-FL bonking
No the gal was not silly nor crazy
and neither was she duped by me into a frenzy
it is what we Chinese called "yen fen" , a pre-set meeting by the Heavenly
For how could, she like my childhood ex, her looks resembled so uncanny
To her, me resembled her old professoree
whom she's had a secret crush for so long apparently

Laobaby me maybe, but me not tricky nor slimey,
Me bod still got abs to make younger guys envy
it's just the chemistry to make her go for me
as there was no trickery just plain wooing honestly

Yes, after 3 bonks then I shared my story
but not to make bros filled with envy
just to illustrate that sex chances are aplenty
even in places we may consider most unlikely

[weiwei10]

thanks for sharing bro...