PRC in (Pasar Road) (Pudu K.L)

[Futaba]

Originally Posted by sengseng

My putong hua is no better that yours. Mine is also water liu liu one.
Those who speaks fluent PRC lingo are Shylook, Dyelook and Futaba.
Me always use translator one. Sometimes wrong translation one. KEKEKE

Was sitting at home watching TV & suddenly heard someone calling my nick from a far away sound.Tot I was dreaming or was halucinating so don't bother.
Now I come in here suddenly saw someone mention my nick.No wonder my ear was itchy these few days.

[Futaba]

Originally Posted by pomrakthai

Why you woke me up ? Don't guess.....I studied in Beijing and I speak Mandarin with a strong Beijing accent. Those PRC's taught I am a China man !

Nowadays, Yue Hua seeing you more than she sees me...jealous wor

BTW, I want to meet you at ACE this Sunday night as I am bringing our Indonesia taikor SBY to ACE. Want to meet up?

Wish I was there....
Anyway u guys enjoy....

[sengseng]

Originally Posted by Futaba

Was sitting at home watching TV & suddenly heard someone calling my nick from a far away sound.Tot I was dreaming or was halucinating so don't bother.
Now I come in here suddenly saw someone mention my nick.No wonder my ear was itchy these few days.

Are you looking for her??

A buxom woman has been accused of trying to kill her lawyer boyfriend… with her 38DD breasts.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...h-breasts.html

[Scorpioking87]

Now I know the feeling of carrying 2 huge watermelons home...

[sengseng]

Originally Posted by Scorpioking87

Now I know the feeling of carrying 2 huge watermelons home...

Street Hookers on the run.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=nU92Xlqx3SU

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature...v=-Vq7aXo6zEE#!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature...v=1o7CcReucEE#!

[Scorpioking87]

I guess the hookers forgot to contact T.J. Hooker to bail them out...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/T._J._Hooker

[eugene_wong]

Originally Posted by Futaba

Wish I was there....
Anyway u guys enjoy....

Hope to see u next time bro futaba..

[sengseng]

Originally Posted by Scorpioking87

I guess the hookers forgot to contact T.J. Hooker to bail them out...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/T._J._Hooker

The hooker says "I'll do anything you want for $200 if you can say it in three words." The man looks at the hooker puts down $200 and says "Paint my house."

A desperate, sex-crazed man has a sudden urge to get his willy-whacked, so he goes downtown to pick up a hooker.

The man finally picks up a hooker and and is on his way to a safe spot away from the city to do his dirty business. When they arrive at their destination, he tells her, "I only have $5, that better be enough." The hooker agrees and they are on with their thing.

A week later, the man notices a deep itching sensation around his crotch area and realizes he has crabs. Enraged, the man drives back downtown and finds the $5 hooker and yelled at her, "BITCH! Your gave me crabs!"

And her response was, "For $5 what did you expect? Scorpions?"

[sengseng]

Christmas Lights 2012 Gangnam Style
Gangnam style christmas lights
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/media/embed/82932218

[shylook]

Originally Posted by sengseng

Christmas Lights 2012 Gangnam Style
Gangnam style christmas lights
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/media/embed/82932218

very nice lighting work. master seng2

[sengseng]

Originally Posted by shylook

very nice lighting work. master seng2

You got to try.
http://www.jayesslee.com/videos/category/Jayesslee

[Scorpioking87]

Originally Posted by sengseng

The hooker says "I'll do anything you want for $200 if you can say it in three words." The man looks at the hooker puts down $200 and says "Paint my house.

A desperate, sex-crazed man has a sudden urge to get his willy-whacked, so he goes downtown to pick up a hooker.

The man finally picks up a hooker and and is on his way to a safe spot away from the city to do his dirty business. When they arrive at their destination, he tells her, "I only have $5, that better be enough." The hooker agrees and they are on with their thing.

A week later, the man notices a deep itching sensation around his crotch area and realizes he has crabs. Enraged, the man drives back downtown and finds the $5 hooker and yelled at her, "BITCH! Your gave me crabs!"

And her response was, "For $5 what did you expect? Scorpions?"

That's a real gud one bro... U taruh me kau kau leh... Haha
Forgot I should not mess around with war veteran...

[Scorpioking87]

Originally Posted by sengseng

Christmas Lights 2012 Gangnam Style
Gangnam style christmas lights
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/media/embed/82932218

Thank u bro for this brilliant piece..Oppa Seng Seng style!

[Scorpioking87]

Originally Posted by sengseng

You got to try.
http://www.jayesslee.com/videos/category/Jayesslee

Bro,

I think half way thru the song, the 2 girls' dog die oredi...

[sengseng]

Originally Posted by Scorpioking87

That's a real gud one bro... U taruh me kau kau leh... Haha
Forgot I should not mess around with war veteran...

The jokes are not written by me, so dun blame me. KEKEKE:

A Scorpion asked a Turtle to take it across the Red Sea on its back, to which the Turtle exclaimed, "You think I'm crazy? Half way across, you'd sting me and I'd die." The Scorpion countered, "Now why would I do a thing like that? Don't forget, I'm on your back! We'd both die!" The Turtle thought that over and decided to take the Scorpion across, and half way across, sure enough, the Scorpion stung him! With his dying breath the Turtle asked, "Why did you do that? Now we'll both die!" The Scorpion responded, "C'mon ,This is the Middle East -- you want logic?"