Finally DirtyHairy Finds An Extremely Responsive Bonking Lady

[Tsingtao]

Originally Posted by dirtyhairy

Yo Bro TsingTao.
sollee me cannot read, as me Chinese "pu hao"
from wat I see, yr peotry pee wah hao
so how about translating it to English, hao pu Hao, yo Tsingtao?

Yo 大哥 Brudder Hairy
我的England是不可以
不过我是可以告诉你
这里的brudder多的可以帮助你

你的英语是very steady
我的华语也很美丽
在这个肮脏的forum里
我们两个哥儿们可以做buddy

请你告诉我你几时free
我们相约在Geylang喝kopi
看看瞄瞄一些性感的 PRC
如果没有就回家打飞机

可是打飞机不要打过力
要是打过力 就要看 “米斯“ (Nurse)
再来两天的MC
回家Malu又想Mati

[hotdick69]

damn we really have very talented bros here..........

both in sexual technics..... and in other aspects hahaha

[Looksee]

Originally Posted by hotdick69

damn we really have very talented bros here..........

both in sexual technics..... and in other aspects hahaha

yalor......shu, qin, shi, hua.....all can......

[lopo]

Originally Posted by Tsingtao

Yo 大哥 Brudder Hairy
我的England是不可以
不过我是可以告诉你
这里的brudder多的可以帮助你

Translation

Yo big big brudder Hairy
My England hor, no good and of no use
But me hor can tell you
Here in this Forum, many brudders sure lah can come to your rescue


While your England sure is very steady
My Huayu is oroso very pretty
Here in this Forum, though dirty
We two could become buddies

Please tell me when you’ll be free
Let’s go to Geylang limp kopi
Look look see see those sexy PRC
If there aren’t any
We can go home PCC

PCC ok, but not too excessively
Or we’ll end up having to see a “Missy”(Nurse)
Followed by two days of MC
And returning home feeling malu and wanting to mati

[dirtyhairy]

Yo Bro Tsingtao thanks for the nice poem
and to Bro Lopo for your kind translation
also for the warm invitation to leem kopi
but the OC now she very suspicious of me
especially if I go to GL to meet frens and kakis
Me scared to upset her bcos her daddy
was former "lao-tah" with frens from gangs O8 or 24
if kenna caught tiko-ing PRCs, me aledi very small didi
sure kenna cut/chop up and reduced to one so tiny
that even Mickey Mouse's gal fren Minnie will laugh at me!:eek:

[dirtyhairy]

Yo Bro Tsingtao thanks for the nice poem
and to Bro Lopo for your kind translation
also for the warm invitation to leem kopi
but the OC now she very suspicious of me
especially if I go to GL to meet frens and kakis
Me scared to upset her bcos her daddy
was former "lao-tah" with frens from gangs kong peht 0(8) or ji si (24)
if kenna caught tiko-ing PRCs, me aledi very small didi
sure kenna cut/chop up and reduced to one so tiny
that even Mickey Mouse's gal fren Minnie will laugh at me.

[laodi123456789]

I really like this thread
about this wonderful story from dirtyhairy
It makes me very excited to read
about how he met Hui Hui his book show fairy

I don't understand the spectacle trick
Do you need to see to go to the toilet?
Its good to see all the poets come out
heart stirring passions will surely cause a rout


PS

Alone this line does not rhyme
Unless you have the time
Alone this line.......
does not rhyme

[dirtyhairy]

Originally Posted by laodi123456789

I don't understand the spectacle trick
Do you need to see to go to the toilet?

Yo Bro Laodi, with the extended numeric
you ask about why the need to go toilet ala the spectacle trick
the loo is good excuse to strip/bare yourself (remember me got abs)
while the specs on table is to see how far will she go as a guage to tell
but some lucky ones dun even have think of anything, what the hell
they just clicked like the ONS, as some of you heroes aledi know so well!

[laodi123456789]

Originally Posted by dirtyhairy

Yo Bro Laodi, with the extended numeric
you ask about why the need to go toilet ala the spectacle trick
the loo is good excuse to strip/bare yourself (remember me got abs)
while the specs on table is to see how far will she go as a guage to tell
but some lucky ones dun even have think of anything, what the hell
they just clicked like the ONS, as some of you heroes aledi know so well!

Oh... dirtyhairy of the six pack
That's why there is no ONS to be found
My gut is like a camel's back
I dun have spectacles to leave around


Well there was one ONS
She was a poor lay
who slowly became a big pest
So now I must stay away awwwwwaayyyyyy awwwwwwwaayyyyyyyyy

[decent02]

LOL...

These threads with all the poets are damn funny
Really make my day

Thanks

[fleetheart]

Originally Posted by dirtyhairy

It was sheer luck for me when I chanced upon a beautiful PRC lady visiting Singapore this week during the World Book Fair at SunTec City. There I was trying to look for some English-Chinese dictionary when I spotted her browsing books among the shelves.
didi[/I]!

Oh man!! some people just have all the luck

But great encounter no doubt. kudos for the great write up

[dirtyhairy]

Originally Posted by laodi123456789

Oh... dirtyhairy of the six pack
That's why there is no ONS to be found
My gut is like a camel's back
I dun have spectacles to leave around
Well there was one ONS
She was a poor lay
who slowly became a big pest
So now I must stay away awwwwwaayyyyyy awwwwwwwaayyyyyyyyy

Yo Bro Laodi with the long numeric,
actually me abs only cum with a pack of 4 instead of six
but sumtimes when we sian chabo we should do it wth abit of wit
so even if no specs, you could try removing your dentuures
which should reduce her to a laughing seizure
but seriously wat I was trying to share
is to play it cool, dun be over eager but do show that for her you care
the rest is up to you
bcos good sex is ONLY possible between willing partners not one but two!

[laodi123456789]

Originally Posted by dirtyhairy

Yo Bro Laodi with the long numeric,
actually me abs only cum with a pack of 4 instead of six
but sumtimes when we sian chabo we should do it wth abit of wit
so even if no specs, you could try removing your dentuures
which should reduce her to a laughing seizure
but seriously wat I was trying to share
is to play it cool, dun be over eager but do show that for her you care
the rest is up to you
bcos good sex is ONLY possible between willing partners not one but two!

Some might call me a boor
thats why I service my own woody
Witty Dirtyhairy who only has a pack of four
Please share how you sculpt your body

We must be cool to get our dates
Don't let our jaw drop to the floor
Nose bleeding all over our faces
Denture removal is not possible some more

Sharing is caring
Good sex is is between a willing person and his partner
And the other 8 or 9 ladies watching
so long Dirtyhairy, the ultimate bonker!

[dirtyhairy]

Originally Posted by laodi123456789

Some might call me a boor
thats why I service my own woody
Witty Dirtyhairy who only has a pack of four
Please share how you sculpt your body
We must be cool to get our dates
Don't let our jaw drop to the floor
Nose bleeding all over our faces
Denture removal is not possible some more
Sharing is caring
Good sex is is between a willing person and his partner
And the other 8 or 9 ladies watching
so long Dirtyhairy, the ultimate bonker!

Yo Bro Laodi,
woh such humility
You ask how a laobaby like me
who's 60 going 70 sculpt me body
me actually do 100 push-ups and 100 sit-ups daily
when sitting down, do stomach xcise whenever possible, inhaling freely
anyway me no ultimate bonker,
just a bluddy horny forum brudder
but seriously oso not a sex exhibitionist
as I cant do it being watched by 8/9 ladies!

[laodi123456789]

Bro dirtyhairy who is 60 plus
you put me to shame with your physical tone
At most I can only do three pushups
then collapse like a piece of... it must rhyme... bone

I swill down the alcohol
that gives me ballooning gut and a fat face
suck up the cholesterol
because I chomp on the carbohydrates

Oh how I want have no lard
But I am too fucking lazy
Exercising is way to hard
Much easier to watch TV