A gal looking for a rich man to consider her future.
A classic pump and dump.
Cheers.
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Originally Posted by warbird
Good afternoon!
Last wk I receive the following email on "How to own a gold digger."
It's illuminating n thought-provoking hahaha.
I want to reiterate this to all esteemed SBF bros here: You're the PRIZE!
I know I'm, not the gals, regardless of how young n attractive they r. As a result, I feel GREAT n it's contagious...yesterday upped a 20 yo tall gal of my type w/o BY-ing whom I thought, just 2 wks ago, might be out of my reach for various reasons. Very good fxk! And, this AM my 18 yo mistress told me her 大姨妈 was leaving exceptionally early n wanted me to make love to her later today!
Here is the email:
Hey Bro Warbird,
Today I want to share something funny but that makes
absolute sense when it comes to dating...
This is one of my all time favorites... I figure most
of you have seen this, but for those who have not, enjoy:
9/25/07 THIS APPEARED ON CRAIG'S LIST in New
York
What am I doing wrong?
Okay, I'm tired of beating around the bush.
I'm a beautiful (spectacularly beautiful) 25
year old girl. I'm articulate and classy.
I'm not from New York. I'm looking to get
married to a guy who makes at least half a
million a year. I know how that sounds, but
keep in mind that a million a year is middle
class in New York City, so I don't think I'm
overreaching at all.
Are there any guys who make 500K or more on
this board? Any wives? Could you send me some
tips? I dated a business man who makes
average around 200 - 250. But that's where I
seem to hit a roadblock. 250,000 won't get me
to central park west. I know a woman in my
yoga class who was married to an investment
banker and lives in Tribeca, and she's not as
pretty as I am, nor is she a great genius. So
what is she doing right? How do I get to her
level?
Here are my questions specifically:
- Where do you single rich men hang out? Give
me specifics- bars, restaurants, gyms
-What are you looking for in a mate? Be
honest guys, you won't hurt my feelings
-Is there an age range I should be targeting
(I'm 25)?
- Why are some of the women living lavish
lifestyles on the upper east side so plain?
I've seen really 'plain jane' boring types
who have nothing to offer married to
incredibly wealthy guys. I've seen drop dead
gorgeous girls in singles bars in the east
village. What's the story there?
- Jobs I should look out for? Everyone knows
- lawyer, investment banker, doctor. How much
do those guys really make? And where do they
hang out? Where do the hedge fund guys hang
out?
- How you decide marriage vs. just a
girlfriend? I am looking for MARRIAGE ONLY
Please hold your insults - I'm putting myself
out there in an honest way. Most beautiful
women are superficial; at least I'm being up
front about it. I wouldn't be searching for
these kind of guys if I wasn't able to match
them - in looks, culture, sophistication, and
keeping a nice home and hearth.
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with
services or other commercial interests
PostingID: 432279810
THE ANSWER
Dear Pers-431649184:
I read your posting with great interest and
have thought meaningfully about your dilemma.
I offer the following analysis of your
predicament.
Firstly, I'm not wasting your time, I qualify
as a guy who fits your bill; that is I make
more than $500K per year. That said here's
how I see it.
Your offer, from the prospective of a guy
like me, is plain and simple a crappy
business deal. Here's why. Cutting through
all the B.S., what you suggest is a simple
trade: you bring your looks to the party and
I bring my money. Fine, simple. But here's
the rub, your looks will fade and my money
will likely continue into perpetuity...in
fact, it is very likely that my income
increases but it is an absolute certainty
that you won't be getting any more beautiful!
So, in economic terms you are a depreciating
asset and I am an earning asset. Not only are
you a depreciating asset, your depreciation
accelerates! Let me explain, you're 25 now
and will likely stay pretty hot for the next
5 years, but less so each year. Then the fade
begins in earnest. By 35 stick a fork in you!
So in Wall Street terms, we would call you a
trading position, not a buy and hold...hence
the rub...marriage. It doesn't make good
business sense to "buy you" (which is what
you're asking) so I'd rather lease. In case
you think I'm being cruel, I would say the
following. If my money were to go away, so
would you, so when your beauty fades I need
an out. It's as simple as that. So a deal
that makes sense is dating, not marriage.
Separately, I was taught early in my career
about efficient markets. So, I wonder why a
girl as "articulate, classy and spectacularly
beautiful" as you has been unable to find your sugar
daddy. I find it hard to believe that if you
are as gorgeous as you say you are that the
$500K hasn't found you, if not only for a
tryout.
By the way, you could always find a way to
make your own money and then we wouldn't need
to have this difficult conversation.
With all that said, I must say you're going
about it the right way.
Classic "pump and dump."
I hope this is helpful, and if you want to
enter into some sort of lease, let me know.
If a woman is upset then I will not want to be around her. Just plain simple answer.
Cheers.
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Originally Posted by warbird
Here is a brief email on the subject.
Hey Bro Warbird,
Quick, what should you do if the woman in your life tries to start
an argument, gets upset, or is otherwise emotional?
If you pay attention to the girlie men in the media, you would
think the answer would be to argue, get equally upset, and get
emotional as hell. Where does that leave you?
With two upset people, getting more upset at each other, with the
man whining that the woman doesn't "respect him." Duh. Women
don't respect men who can't control their emotions.
You have to understand the female brain operates differently than
the male brain. Getting emotional to a woman means something
vastly different than a man getting emotional.
If a woman is upset, in a bad mood, or just plain emotional, she
wants a man to bring her back to center, to provide a strong,
calming presence. Do that, and after a short amount of time
passes, and her emotions will reset to hers.
But act like a girlie man, get upset, whine, and argue, and your
emotional state will feed hers. Women's emotions reset to the
emotions of the man in their lives, and if he's needy, whiney,
argumentative, and jealous, she will be too.
Provide an atmosphere of strength, security, and grace under
pressure, and her base emotional state will reset to yours. No,
she won't always be calm, as women never are. But she will
eventually reset to your emotional state, looking to you as a place
of grounding.
Many men in this day and age have no clue about this. They think
they need to be sensitive, emotional, and feminine like women, and
so they exhibit female emotional characteristics, not understanding
this feeds turbulent emotions.
There are reasons why women want a MAN in their lives, and one of
the big reasons is the calming influence of a man who does not let
his emotions get out of control under duress. She knows she can
come to him during times of turbulence, and his presence will calm
her.
This is an important tenet of relationship management. Many
relationships dissolve because of the additive power of male
emotional turmoil, the man not understanding he needs to provide a
place of calm and comfort.
Let the girlie men be girlie men, living their life crying,
wailing, whining and arguing. You be calm, maintain your good
humor in the face of emotional turmoil, and you will be the one who
keeps the woman.
I agreed with you that if any gal willing to french with you (a guy) then her pussy is own by the you.
Short and simple message.
So now bro WB enjoying so much with EN.
Well done and hope you keep up the effort.
Cheers.
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Originally Posted by warbird
Good afternoon!
EN is very relaxed n comfortable in my presence now. The 1st time I was going to make love to her in her hotel rm, just over 2 months ago, she was so anxious, no, so frightful, just like a little lamb meeting a big bad wolf unexpectedly...she actually said she wasn't ready. I almost wanted to send her back to PRC! I controlled my emotions n returned the next day. This time I lay down on her bed, fully clothed, and told her abt the exploits of the infamous hypocrite Jimmy Swaggart n several sexual jokes. She giggled n laughed...n later I proceeded to consummate the deal. Her service has greatly improved but it's still very difficult to give her multiple orgasms...
BTW, I hv alluded to the fact that if a Chinese gal french u willingly, her pussy is yours, in over 95% of cases.
There is a better test. If a gal, doesn't matter if I met her only 5 min ago or whether she is a KTV gal or a non-WL, willingly let me caress n massage her neck n upper back, her pussy is mine. It has been 100% predictive.
"If she refuses to let u massage her neck, she doesn't want u to fxk her. Period."
Simple and yet many guys cannot comprehend this.
I will learned from all these simple things.
Cheers.
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Originally Posted by warbird
More on neck n back massage.
Let's suppose u hv already connected w/ a gal. If she refuses to let u massage her neck, she doesn't want u to fxk her. Period. Forget her immediately. Trying to get into her pants would be a daunting task. It's not worth it. There r tens of thousands of prettier n younger gals out there hahaha. Life is too short to waste ur time on this stuck up gal. It's her grave loss.
BTW, if u know how to caress, massage n kiss a gal's erogenous areas in her neck n upper back, she will feel so shiok n so aroused, her pussy is yours...even if she had no intention of letting u hv her pussy initially. BTW, don't be the strong silent type, do whisper some sweet words n phrases in her ear. Before long her pussy will be dripping wet n she will fantasize u moving down to her most erogenous parts...she may start kissing u haha.
I forgot to mention that u should connect n establish rapport w/ her first. Make her laugh. And you should start off by caressing her hand n wrist...if she is receptive, move on to her neck.
BTW, some gals don't french in public, especially if they hv just met u.
TH wanted to see me yesterday, unexpectedly haha. She is almost as tall as EN, but slightly older at 20. Also very large C boobs...must try tit fxk next time. Much more easily orgasmic than EN. Left her in early evening n rushed to pick up my lao po for dinner. But too tired to make love to her...
What a great post from you about how a brother tried to hook your beloved LP. Actually very thrilling to you because means your beloved is really attractive.
The guru post below also taught me many things.
One point - Oxytoxin and Intense Orgasm.
Hope to learn more here.
Will be back!
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Originally Posted by warbird
Good morning!
A reflection on picking up gals. Of all the KTV gals I hv ST-ed n BY-ed, 90% I hv picked up inside n outside KTVs. My most recent is TH.
Just the other day, an unknown man tried to pick up EN not far from PC. He must be a SBF bro who had read this thread hahaha. But he approached the wrong gal n his timing couldn't be worse. She was waiting for my car to pick her up, across the street from PC. BTW, she stays within walking distance of PC, near Niven Rd.
She was mistaken for a KTV WL. She was not n is not，bro. She looked 18-19, 172, abt 53-54kg, wearing a light green mini skirt, standing 15-20M from Starbuck. She got in my car n pointed to the back of a relatively young man, who was walking briskly towards PC Food Centre, n snickered, 刚才那人和我说话， 说baby, 宝贝，跟我去吧。。。我开始以为他和别人说话， 可是都没别人， 他又说一遍。。。我没看他没睬他，他就走了。
I like to say this to the unknown bro: Well done! Dun be discouraged. If the gal was unattached n worked at a KTV, she would hv gone w/ u. So try, try again n again.
My other favourite topic is how to get gals sexually addicted to me. Here is an email written by a female guru I like to share:
"Oxytocin Tip"
Hey Bro Warbird,
I was talking to a girlfriend of mine who
is absolutely CRAZY and OBSESSED with
her SUPER MEAN ex-boyfriend…
He’s broke, unemployed, uses her for
her car…and cheats on her ALL THE TIME!
But I already knew EXACTLY why she
was still hung up on him...she didn’t
have to explain anything.
Have you ever wondered why some
women act so “clingy” or why they fall
DESPERATELY for complete jerks?
Scientists have been researching it
for YEARS…but a lot of those
womanizers already know the answer.
The reason women get SUPER CRAZY
and HYSTERICAL over guys who don’t
treat them nice is because…
Women get HIGHLY ADDICTED TO SEX
WITH THESE MEN!
Sound a little crazy?
I thought so too…but it’s true!
You see, there’s a chemical that’s
released only in women…it makes them
wanna hold onto a guy after sex…and
it’s actually the reason they get super
clingy afterwards.
BUT…it’s only released when she has a
super intense orgasm...
It’s called “oxytocin”…and the stronger
the orgasm, the MORE OF IT she gets!
Pretty soon, she gets ADDICTED to the
feeling of strong orgasms, she physically
starts NEEDING them, and eventually…
She’ll do ANYTHING to get them!
It doesn’t matter what you look
like, how much money you have, or
what gifts you buy her…if you can give a
woman an orgasm POWERFUL ENOUGH
to MAX OUT her oxytocin levels…
She’ll get hooked on you FOR LIFE!
You’re probably VERY EAGER to hear
how you can get her OVER THE EDGE in
a fit of ORGASMIC ECTASY, aren’t you?
Well, the answer is actually really
simple…
The only way you can get a woman at
her ORGASMIC PEAK is to give her the
CRAZIEST, most THRILLING orgasm
POSSIBLE…which means…
You have to give her a SQUIRTING
ORGASM!
When you give your girl a squirting
orgasm, she’ll want you and only you…
She’ll do ANYTHING to keep you
happy!
You’ll get your favorite meals every
night, welcome-home blowjobs,
THREESOMES…
You name it you got it!
If you can give her a squirting orgasm,
you help her release oxytocin, which makes
her chemically ADDICTED.
Soon enough you’ll be on your way to
having the life you always wanted…the
life you always DREAMED of…
Hot round-the-clock sex putting
teenagers to shame…a loving, caring,
supportive lady…the reputation of the
ULTIMATE SEX GOD…
Not only that…
You won’t ever have to worry about
entering that “boring sex phase” most
couples fear…because she’ll be begging
you…PLEADING you for sex EVERY
CHANCE she gets.
She’ll be worshipping your manhood on a
daily basis…and EVEN BETTER, she’ll do
it MULTIPLE TIMES A DAY TOO!
Just think, you won’t ever have to worry
if she’s satisfied anymore…because the
chemistry will be sizzling hot.
Which means less fighting at home and
less stress at work because
EVERYTHING at home will be going
smoothly…
I’m talking about a complete peace of
mind once and for all!
But be careful…
She’ll become so crazy addicted to your
sex…that there’s no telling WHAT she’ll
do to have you!
Worked for Bro WB, worked for me too - both the kissing and the massage part.
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Originally Posted by warbird
Hi bro chengzong,
I'm glad that my hypothesis on the intimate link between kissing/neck massage n pussy has worked for u.
For gals who don't do ST, I don't normally go straight to kissing. I start by caressing/massaging/kissing the hands, wrists n forearms. If she is completely comfortable n is enjoying it, I move to the neck n ears. Then n only then will I french her...
I hope to share some of my opinions and experience as well. Hopefully some of the mates here will chip in and engage in further discussion.
Over the years, I have stopped believing in paying someone directly for sexual favors. Of course, nothing is FREE and I have always paid in other ways like for dates and holidays etc. I progressed through the usual HC and KTV route that most have gone through. However there was always something lacking as sex was not the primary motivation for me. It was the challenge to get the numbers of the WLs and know them further.
I have gone a little further than just WLs to try my luck and I realize that you can almost pick-up anyone if you try hard enough. Students are usually easy to pick up in clubs especially in Singapore and other asian countries. I find Singaporean gals are quite easy-going compared to other countries.
I have also picked up air stewardess on long-haul flights as you get a chance to engage them in small talk. Most of them are quite willingly to engage in conversations about current affairs and happenings around the world, which can be quite intriguing. I then ask them out to go to a party as a date as I usually have a couple black-tie events-cum-party to attend in-country. I actually empathize with them when they are overseas for those who know how they spend their time when they fly.
Having shared the above, picking up is only the beginning of the game. Good if they agree quickly if not no biggie. I can just move on to the next gal. As WB and DYBJ repeated many times, there are plenty of gals around so no need to get hung up. At this stage, being a gentleman while flirting playfully helps alot. Usually if they laugh at your silly antics and attempts to touch you on the side of your arm or shoulder while talking will mean they will kinda of like you.
*To be continued*
Great, now this thread don't just pick up ktv or WLs. Also pickup students and air hostess.
Actually the skills garnered here can help to pickup any types of gals.
What a great post from you about how a brother tried to hook your beloved LP. Actually very thrilling to you because means your beloved is really attractive.
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