Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]

[boisterous]

Originally Posted by S.B.Y.1

Very good one. Tks bro.

[kyotojep]

really nice jokes! keep on sharing.

[jebi]

Originally Posted by S.B.Y.1

This is very nice joke. Hope to read more nice jokes.

[S.B.Y.1]

BEFORE MARRIAGE*

Man : I have been waiting for this day
Lady : Do you want me to leave?
Man : No
Lady : Do you love me?
Man : Of course
Lady : Will you ever cheat me?
Man : Never in my life
Lady : Will you ever hug me?
Man : Every chance I get
Lady : Will you hit me?
Man : Are you crazy?
Lady : Can I trust you?
Man : Yes
Lady : Sweet heart

*AFTER 25 yrs of MARRIAGE*

*Now Read from bottom to top*

[ExactRightWords]

So very good jokes. please continue sharing.

[KoreanStuff]

Originally Posted by S.B.Y.1

This is damn funny one. Hoping to read more.

[TomcatF14]

Originally Posted by S.B.Y.1

Good share bro!

[eggbiscuit]

Originally Posted by S.B.Y.1

BEFORE MARRIAGE*

Man : I have been waiting for this day
Lady : Do you want me to leave?
Man : No
Lady : Do you love me?
Man : Of course
Lady : Will you ever cheat me?
Man : Never in my life
Lady : Will you ever hug me?
Man : Every chance I get
Lady : Will you hit me?
Man : Are you crazy?
Lady : Can I trust you?
Man : Yes
Lady : Sweet heart

*AFTER 25 yrs of MARRIAGE*

*Now Read from bottom to top*

Good one bro!

[garion]

Originally Posted by S.B.Y.1

BEFORE MARRIAGE*

Man : I have been waiting for this day
Lady : Do you want me to leave?
Man : No
Lady : Do you love me?
Man : Of course
Lady : Will you ever cheat me?
Man : Never in my life
Lady : Will you ever hug me?
Man : Every chance I get
Lady : Will you hit me?
Man : Are you crazy?
Lady : Can I trust you?
Man : Yes
Lady : Sweet heart

*AFTER 25 yrs of MARRIAGE*

*Now Read from bottom to top*

swee one

[shandong]

Originally Posted by S.B.Y.1

BEFORE MARRIAGE*

Man : I have been waiting for this day
Lady : Do you want me to leave?
Man : No
Lady : Do you love me?
Man : Of course
Lady : Will you ever cheat me?
Man : Never in my life
Lady : Will you ever hug me?
Man : Every chance I get
Lady : Will you hit me?
Man : Are you crazy?
Lady : Can I trust you?
Man : Yes
Lady : Sweet heart

*AFTER 25 yrs of MARRIAGE*

*Now Read from bottom to top*

Bottom up really nice too. Cheers to bro.

[Roadboss]

A new Army Captain was assigned to an outfit in a remote post in the Afghan Desert . During his first inspection of the outfit, he noticed a camel hitched up behind the mess tent. He asked the Sergeant why the camel was kept there. 

The nervous Sergeant said, “Sir, as you know, there are 250 men here on the post and no women. Sometimes the men have urges. That’s why we have Molly The Camel.” 

The Captain said, “I can’t say that I condone this, but I can understand about the ‘urges’, so the camel can stay.”

About a month later, the Captain starts having his own ‘urges’. Crazed with passion, he asked the Sergeant to bring the camel to his tent. Putting a ladder behind the camel, the Captain stands on the ladder, pulls his pants down and has wild and insane sex with the camel. When he’s done, he asked the Sergeant, “Is that how the men do it?” 

“No sir. They usually just ride the camel into town. That’s where the girls are.” 

Moral of the story
If you are not sure of how things are done, don’t be ashamed to ask for clarification before doing it … not after you have done it wrongly…

[centralbrom]

Originally Posted by Roadboss

A new Army Captain was assigned to an outfit in a remote post in the Afghan Desert . During his first inspection of the outfit, he noticed a camel hitched up behind the mess tent. He asked the Sergeant why the camel was kept there. 

The nervous Sergeant said, “Sir, as you know, there are 250 men here on the post and no women. Sometimes the men have urges. That’s why we have Molly The Camel.” 

The Captain said, “I can’t say that I condone this, but I can understand about the ‘urges’, so the camel can stay.”

About a month later, the Captain starts having his own ‘urges’. Crazed with passion, he asked the Sergeant to bring the camel to his tent. Putting a ladder behind the camel, the Captain stands on the ladder, pulls his pants down and has wild and insane sex with the camel. When he’s done, he asked the Sergeant, “Is that how the men do it?” 

“No sir. They usually just ride the camel into town. That’s where the girls are.” 

Moral of the story
If you are not sure of how things are done, don’t be ashamed to ask for clarification before doing it … not after you have done it wrongly…

Nice share bro

[splitha1r]

Originally Posted by bigbirdbird

A woman was out shopping one day with her son. The boy spotted a man who was bowlegged.

The boy pulled on Mom's hand and said, "Momma, look at the bowlegged man!"

Mom was mortified and told her son that it was not polite to point to a person and make that sort of comment.

For punishment, the boy had to read a play by Shakespeare. He couldn't go shopping again until he finished reading the play.

Finally he finished and his mom took him once again to the mall.

Again he spied a bowlegged man, but remembered what happened the last time.

So he pulled on his mother's hand and said, "Lo, what manner of men are these, who wear their balls in parentheses?"

Nice one bro, thanks!!

[Roadboss]

Originally Posted by centralbrom

Nice share bro

You’re welcome bro!

[Matip]

Great thread of fantastic jokes, thanks!!!