Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]

[resolution]

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

Laughter best medicine...

Really great jokes.
Love to read all the jokes here.
Thank you for posting.

[gring0t]

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

Physicians were unable to reach a consensus: Should Brexit take place?

Thank you for sharing nice joke.
Appreciate good effort to share.

[VVDBlues]

Very fantastic jokes here, thanks everyone!

[jeroho]

Thanks for the jokes!

[bigbirdbird]

MBBS Professor:
The Sperm is made up of Glucose, the same material Sugar is made of.

A Girl raised her hand:
"Then why doesn't it
taste like Sugar?"

Suddenly silence in hall.
Girl:Oops. 😳😮😮😮

Then Professor's reply was also a Medical master piece:
My dear, Thats because, the taste buds are located on the tip of your Tongue and not at the end of your Throat

😂😂😂😂😂
Killer ...

[Hurricane88]

Another laughter joke...

[Hurricane88]

Postman was retiring after 35 years of service. The towns people appreciated his work and presented him different gifts.

In one house a young lady took him to her bedroom gave him good sex, a good lunch and $5.

The Postman was very happy and asked "But why the $5"?
Lady: "Actually yesterday I asked my husband what to present you"? He said "Fuck him, just give him $5"
"But the lunch was my idea."
😳😳😳🤔🤔🤔

MANAGEMENT LESSON:
*Always give clear instructions*

[bigbirdbird]

Announcement


John pulled up a stool at his favorite bar and announced, "My wife Suzie must love me more than any woman has ever loved any man!"

"What makes you say that?" the bartender inquired.

"Last week," John explained, "I had to take a couple of sick days from work. Suzie was so thrilled to have me around that every time the milkman and the post office guy came by, she'd run down the driveway, waving her arms and hollering, `My old man's home! My old man's home!'"

[bigbirdbird]

Racy Proverbs



● Never dance naked because the body has parts that do not stop moving when the music stops.

● Sex is the only activity where you start at the top and work your way to the bottom, while getting a raise.

● Friends are like condoms; they protect you when things get hard.

● Without nipples, breasts would be pointless.

● Masturbation is like procrastination, it's all good and fun until you realize you are only fucking yourself.

● Without a doubt, women are the foundation stone of the society; but always remember who laid them!

● Education is like hiring a prostitute, it needs both money & hard work.

● When the toilet paper of experience is depleted, the ass of reason goes un-wiped.

● Men play the game. Women know the score.

● Wives are funny creatures... They don't have sex with their husbands for weeks and then they want to kill the woman who does!

● Guys are like roses, just watch out for the pricks.

● College is like a woman; you work so hard to get in and nine months later you wish you'd never come.

● Whenever you feel low, depressed or useless, remember that you are the same sperm that won a battle against a million others.

● The girl who remembers her first kiss now has a daughter who can't even remember her first husband.

● Here is the definition of divorce...She gets the ring and the man gets the finger!

● See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time."

● Confucius say...... Man who puts hand in bush is not always a gardener.

● A botany student has brought to our attention the fact that penis is the only thing that has to be grown before it is planted.

[bigbirdbird]

After Surgery


“You'll be fine," the doctor said after finishing the young woman's surgery.

"But", she asked, "How long will it be before I am able to have a normal sex life again?"

The surgeon seemed to pause, and his face reddened, as a small tear ran down his cheek.

The girl was alarmed. "What's the matter doctor? I will be all right, won't I?"

He replied, "Yes, you'll be fine. It's just that no one has ever asked me that after having their tonsils out.”

[bigbirdbird]

After Lunch with Dad

The young boy arrived home after having lunch at his father's office.

He ran into the kitchen and said, "Hey, Mom, guess what? We're getting a kitty cat."

The puzzled woman said, "Where did you hear that?"

"From Dad."

"Your father hates animals. I can't believe he'd buy you one."

The boy shrugged. "I heard him plain as day. He told another guy in the office that as soon as I left, he was going out to get a little pussy."

[bigbirdbird]

After the first week of sex education class, a young shapely teen stormed out of the room after the class was over.

Encountering a female friend in the hall, the friend asked, "Lori, what in the world is the matter with you ? You look as if you're about to kill someone."

"I am !!!" Lori fumed. "You just wait until I catch up with that Dennis.

All summer long, that clown had me convinced that 'foreplay' involved tossing a coin for position."

[account2019]

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

Another laughter joke...

What a great funny joke.
Please post more.

[account2019]

Originally Posted by bigbirdbird

Announcement


John pulled up a stool at his favorite bar and announced, "My wife Suzie must love me more than any woman has ever loved any man!"

"What makes you say that?" the bartender inquired.

"Last week," John explained, "I had to take a couple of sick days from work. Suzie was so thrilled to have me around that every time the milkman and the post office guy came by, she'd run down the driveway, waving her arms and hollering, `My old man's home! My old man's home!'"

Another great funny joke.
This meaning his wife is fooling around when hubby working?
Hope to read more.

[talkshow]

commendable joke and laughing all the way.

Cheers

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

Postman was retiring after 35 years of service. The towns people appreciated his work and presented him different gifts.

In one house a young lady took him to her bedroom gave him good sex, a good lunch and $5.

The Postman was very happy and asked "But why the $5"?
Lady: "Actually yesterday I asked my husband what to present you"? He said "Fuck him, just give him $5"
"But the lunch was my idea."
😳😳😳🤔🤔🤔

MANAGEMENT LESSON:
*Always give clear instructions*