Finally DirtyHairy Finds An Extremely Responsive Bonking Lady - Page 7

lightning · #91 25-03-2008, 01:05 PM

Wei Wei wei... dun be another Edison Chan if not u will become another prom star in SB

dirtyhairy · #92 25-03-2008, 01:19 PM

Yo Bro Lightning,
thanks for the warning,
no lah..me video not stored in computer
nor on tapes but on DVD that's quickly burned and kept by her
only one DVD is retained under lock and key
but should it be stolen and shown, me oso no worry
as me no celebrity, so no one will hue me
in fact ppl may laugh on seeing old man so fucking horny!

thesaint9753 · #93 25-03-2008, 01:34 PM

aiyoh bro DH, got so good lady, you quickly
good good settle down lah, dont go running
around with those WLs lah...

Hope to hear you will have junior DH soon,
old uncle will be happy for you lah ......

dirtyhairy · #94 25-03-2008, 02:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by thesaint9753

aiyoh bro DH, got so good lady, you quickly
good good settle down lah, dont go running
around with those WLs lah...

Yes...me retiring liao... Bro Saint,
Tat's why many times me refrain
from upping nice brudders' recommended FL gals
even when me horny kukuchiao so gian like hell

Hope to hear you will have junior DH soon,
old uncle will be happy for you lah ......

Thanks again Bro Saint,
Both Hui and me have been trying again and again
hoping to have DH junior not one but maybe nine
but the love-stork so far has not been kind
maybe bcos afraid we have "nonaplets" (9 babies)
then Garmen jialat kenna give me big tax breaks

dirtyhairy · #95 26-03-2008, 01:39 PM

Dear bros all,
Hui2 my beautiful PRC divorcee has just called
breaking sad news that DirtyHairy wont be a father after all
her period has just arrived this morning
which means that the many days of our copulating
for a baby has now again come to nothing...oh how frustrating
naturally, she's crying as we had done even more rounds of fierce lovemaking
I hope my horniness is not to be blamed for this failing
maybe we ought to do some medical consulting
although so far, me didi has been certified fertile and rocking
Hui2 as a mum of one, should also be able of conceiving
sianzzzz and so disasppointing
but one thing for sure, I will have to do more fucking

Durian Head · #96 26-03-2008, 01:58 PM

Bro dirtyhairy, dont need to get upset, from what I
understand, PRC woman usually put IUD after her
first birth to prevent further pregnancy, one child
policy in China.

After taking out the IUD, it will still take some time
for her to be able to conceive, my local CO was
on IUD after the first birth for about 1 year and only
5 years later then she could conceive again.

Work harder bro, there will be a time when you
become a sharp shooter and get bulleye.

Just let nature takes it's course.

dirtyhairy · #97 26-03-2008, 03:29 PM

Yo Bro Durian Head
thank you, your advice well said
will explain to tell my gal and try to placate
about the IUD thingee, as she's been blaming herself instead
meanwhile, it means more passionate lovemaking days for me ahead

lightning · #98 26-03-2008, 04:10 PM

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Originally Posted by dirtyhairy

Yo Bro Durian Head
thank you, your advice well said
will explain to tell my gal and try to placate
about the IUD thingee, as she's been blaming herself instead
meanwhile, it means more passionate lovemaking days for me ahead

last sure choice in order to comfirm is to go for test tube method

thesaint9753 · #99 26-03-2008, 04:21 PM

aiyoh, why not try surrogate mother, good chance to
enjoy with the blessing of CO, hee hee hee....

dirtyhairy · #**100** 26-03-2008, 04:31 PM

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Originally Posted by lightning

last sure choice in order to comfirm is to go for test tube method

Alamak Bro Lightning,
test tube method oso not a sure thing
bcos have buddies using this baby-making way oso complaining
but honestly, while baby having for me, is a good thing
both me and my gal wanna enjoy our lovemaking
which is why horny DirtyHairy has to go all the way to China for my poking
especially when the sex is so good and "cock-so-shiokoly"-wrenching
perhaps next time, when we do it, I make sure the weather is at least spring
as it was still very cold then at end of winter, maybe her eggs had coats on
thus when my army of spermatoza enter her as they cheong
they were unable to fertilize them during our bonks
with better weather like spring or even summer,
I am sure the eggs will remove their protective gear
hopefully this time when my didi into her enters
we will succeed and Laobaby here will be a proud father

lightning · #**101** 26-03-2008, 04:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dirtyhairy

Alamak Bro Lightning,
test tube method oso not a sure thing
bcos have buddies using this baby-making way oso complaining
but honestly, while baby having for me, is a good thing
both me and my gal wanna enjoy our lovemaking
which is why horny DirtyHairy has to go all the way to China for my poking
especially when the sex is so good and "cock-so-shiokoly"-wrenching
perhaps next time, when we do it, I make sure the weather is at least spring
as it was still very cold then at end of winter, maybe her eggs had coats on
thus when my army of spermatoza enter her as they cheong
they were unable to fertilize them during our bonks
with better weather like spring or even summer,
I am sure the eggs will remove their protective gear
hopefully this time when my didi into her enters
we will succeed and Laobaby here will be a proud father

No offence i hope

dirtyhairy · #**102** 26-03-2008, 04:46 PM

Yo Lightning hao siong tee
DHairy aka Laobaby where got "siu kee"
no offence, no problem, no worry
just be happy, be horny and enjoy the didi
but remember, we always do it responsibly