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Old 31-03-2008, 04:52 PM
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WOW ! All so chim one ....kekekeke ...Anyway Good Luck To You Uncle Laobaby
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Old 31-03-2008, 07:07 PM
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Dear Bros all,

As both Hui2 and I recover from our recent disappointment of failing to have our baby despite our daily bouts of lovemaking, I am now eagerly waiting either to return to her hometown for more sex or for her to come to Spore to continue our sessions again. Meanwhile, I wish to share with my bros some more details on why horny Uncle DirtyHairy here continues to be so full of sexual zest especially in bonking my precious PRC wife-to-be, Hui2.

Despite my being "60 going 70" --- I am as horny as hell as my didi never seems to want to quell but so eager to swell whenever I see her beautiful body. And I consider myself extremely lucky to have Hui2, the 35-year PRC mother of one divorcee, who's equally horny as she enjoys sex as much as me. It is all true why older ladies, especially those age from 30s to mid 40s who are such good bonking partners as they give as much as they receive. I am also grateful that despite my age, Hui2 finds me good enuf to grace her bed and is willing to accept me as her life-long partner. I am also lucky to be blessed with a strong didi and a decent body with abs on the body that can still make me grin but some younger men green with envy. I suppose I owe it all to a regime of disciplined living, i.e. no smoking, no drinking, no drugs ..but just a steady diet of good sex whenever possible.

The feeling is extremely good especially when you have a beautiful woman who not only believes in you and supports you, but also genuinely loves you. For my case with Hui2, like every hot blooded but more experienced Singapore male who has been around awhile longer, I am always wary even after our relentless lovemaking. Despite having visited her home and her family in China, I have been careful bcos at my age, a broken heart may be fatal unlike younger ones that could still be mended.

As such, during our almost 10-month courtship, I had put Hui2 through several "tests" to ensure she's genuine. I recall the first such test when I remitted S$10k into her account, saying that since we were being serious with each other, I could trust her. I was surprised when the amount was unspent but was only withdrawn in cash and handed over to me on my arrival to visit her last year. She had said that since it was my money, I should use it as I please during my trip there. On another "test", when we were shopping for our wedding rings, I had spied her looking earnestly at a platinum diamond, one costing about $15,000 Reminbi. but when she realised that it had cost that much, she was adamant in not having it despite my willingness to buy it for her, Instead she chose two simple gold rings, costing a total of only 4k renminbi, saying that the true value is in the love of the wearer of the rings and not the price of the rings. And again when she disclosed her physical condition to me, she had refused my help for her medical treatment which cost 10k reminbi per mth in medication fees, saying that she could manage from the rental of her two flats back home. How very thoughtful. I am sharing this details because scare stories of scheming and conivving PRCs are just too frequent and far too many, and it is not foolhardy to be careful in relationships with such ladies.

But I am perhaps very lucky because Hui2 is just the exact opposite. She has a heart of gold that is full of generosity and filial piety, taking care of her elderly parents even though her 2 elder brothers should be responsible for them, if not equally instead of leaving them in the care of Hui2 only.

In the sex aspects, as mentioned in my earlier postings, Hui2 is a tigress in bed. She receives hard and gives as much as well to ensure that both of us enjoy ourselves to the hilt. Despite sometimes being exhausted, and it is often I must say due to my horniness, she never says "no" whenever my didi touches her "meimei". and she would screw herself hard in return.

I recalled one session on my latest visit recently when I woke up the next morning to find my didi rocking steady. With Hui2 lying beside me, clad only in her nightie, I gingerly caressed her ample bosom as I embraced her from behind. Soon I could feel her pretty pink nipples hardening as my titillation slowly took effect on the sleepy beauty next to me. I next using my toe gently pulled down her panties as both my hands went hungily after her taut fair breasts. I noticed her beathing had become harder too as she enjoyed more my teasing. Slowly and steadily, I removed my boxer shorts and inserted my hard penis into her pussy. In and out, I sawed my phallus into her welcoming vagina which is now osszing with her womanly and heavenly juices. Her breathing turned into moans as I heard her whispering my name and then saying rather hornily: "laokong, laokong, bu yao ding....da li yi dian...hau sufu.... Darling...dun stop, harder, harder please...it's very shiok!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

As I had not intended to stop, I screwed myself deeper into her wet grotto. I took a peek and noticed whitish goeey on my prick as I withdrew out completely only to plunge it deeper again into the hilt, bringing further "oooohs and arrghhhhhs" from pretty Hui2, who was by now turned into a heaving and writhing "bitch" in heat as she shoved her rump back at me while I attacked from behind.....

(to be contnued....later tonight)
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Old 01-04-2008, 01:10 AM
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…continuing from last night’s post…

As it was still dawn, I had to stifle our moans and grunts as we fucked each other till kingdom cum. Because nearby next door was Hui2’s parents who were visiting her condo in the city. Naturally, we would be embarrassed if our frenzied screwing and violent bed rattlings would rouse her parents, especially when it was 7am in the cold winter morning when the neighbourhood was still and quiet.

But somehow the warm yet juicy tunnel of Hui2’s womanhood was so cock sensational that I threw all caution to the wintry wind, and plunged even deeper and harder, bringing loud grunts from myself as I slaved to enjoy her even more. In and out, in and out in repeat succession, I piled my hard dick into Hui2 who reached her hand to hold my buttocks as she was also gripped by ecstasy.

As I enjoy my fucks best when I can see the expressions of my bonking partner, I decided to switch to the missionary position so that I could savour Hui2’s beautiful face as I poked her further. Like me, Hui2 also enjoyed our lovemaking. And as if there was a special sex-telepathy between us, uncannily, she shifted her shapely body and was soon embracing me…as she shoved her tongue into mine for a deep, deep French.
Despite our deep slumber earlier on, we did not mind our unwashed mouths as kissed, sucked at each other. It was beyond explanation how love could overcome any inhibitions. As my mouth continued to rain kisses on her lips and fair-skin neck, my hands continued to knead her ample tits as my fingers tweaked gently at her pretty nipples. All this while, I never stopped my screwing as I probed in and out of Hui2”s amazingly tight snatch.

Although of average size, I found Hui2’s pussy still snug and tight despite the fact that she’s already a mother of one. She explained that the lack of use was a good reason why she managed to keep her pussy that way. It was of course ego boosting for me, knowing that my gal was faithful, and has been reserving her sexual favours only for me. But I believe her bcos the nightly telephone calls between the two us should be proof that Hui2 has been truthful.

Another cock wrenching thing about why I believe Hui2 offers me the best fuck is her responsiveness in the act. As we enjoy sex together very much, she would let herself go to the maximum without any inhibition, especially after my special foreplay that often would reduce her into a shioko pile of jelly. As Hui2 loves to have her nipples gently nibbled and her breasts slowly moulded and carrassed, I would spend at least 5 minutes doing so, slowly but certainly bringing her to the throes of ecstasy.

It is no wonder that each time her bosom is treated such, her pussy would be quickly damped as she became aroused. Penetration is often easy as I would then inched my prick in, gently at first but hard and deep soon afterwards. And when I felt that I was on the verge of cumming myself, I would pause for 3 seconds before resuming my deep see-sawing…only done in a slow circular motion.

Hui2 enhjoys this too and often complimented me by saying that I am a “slit stirrer” as I twirled my dick inside her. The feeling of shiokness was mutual for both of us. And I never failed to bring her to a climax each time I did that. And Hui2 can cum several times in one session. But as mentioned before, I was somehow blessed with considerable staying power…and my didi could remain stiff and not cum until I felt it is time to release.

And unleash I will but only when I know Hui2 is about to achieve her tsunami of a cum, i.e the BIG one. When this hits, it is the best for us because she would transform herself like a writhing maniac as she embraced me so fiercely, heaving her bottom up and down and even sideways….so violently that I could be thrown off the bed if I do not hold her tightly.

The best is yet to cum…as she would scream out her climax but not after she had clenched her fists to pound at my pounding butts and my waist…she would also grab my sinews or pulled my rump closer as if she wanted to engulf my entire didi into her pussy as she gyrated herself furiously beneath me.

Of course, what was even more ecstatic was her cries announcing her cum…as she shrieked out: “laokong….hoooo… ahhhhh, wo lai ler (loosely translated hubby honey….I am cumming) as she writhed beneath me as I tried to skew her to the mattress. Imagine a beautiful woman, with a great body being regally fucked by me, as she shaked her butts up and down to swallow my didi more, while her head shook from side to side in sheer fiendish frenzy.

At this point, her nostrils would be flaring as I could her tortured air intakes as both of us reached our peak. The sensation is so powerfully good when we cum together as I felt her womanly juices on my prick in side her as I finally shoot myself deep into her belly!


…To be continued….on the various positions we enjoy most.
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Wow! Wow! Big bro dirtyhairy aka laobaby
Xiao di read your steamy lovemaking story
My didi also became aroused & grew stiff & horny
Oh! How I envy you for having a marathon didi
And I fervantly wish that I can also be so very lucky
To have such a wonderful loving & caring PRC lady
Who so wholeheartedly respond to your TLC
Jiayou! Jiayou! In your quest to have a baby

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Wow! Wow! Big bro dirtyhairy aka laobaby
Xiao di read your steamy lovemaking story
My didi also became aroused & grew stiff & horny
Oh! How I envy you for having a marathon didi
And I fervantly wish that I can also be so very lucky
To have such a wonderful loving & caring PRC lady
Who so wholeheartedly respond to your TLC
Jiayou! Jiayou! In your quest to have a baby
Yo Bro Machoman xiao di,
me happy that you enjoy my simple but true love story
yes indeed I can consider myself very, very lucky
for having such a good fuck-buddy who's not only pretty, sexy but kindly
and the best part is she's a PRC,
a nationality who's considered a scourge of many a troubled didi
based on the many scare stories about them being scheming and unworthy
Perhaps many may reckon Hui2 to be a special rarity,
and I dare say even far better than our local ladies
oso I notice that even her circle of friends from her city
are decent men and women who are nice and friendly
but dun ask me for contacts since no single ladies were intro to me, so sorry
but it does illustrate that in any society
there are the good, the bad and the ugly
yet reaping out the best is still a possibility,
as for me, the goal now is to ensure a baby
to make our union complete, esp when the mommy is such a prized lady
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hee...hee...hee...laobaby dh, you post post see only
missionary style nia, hearsay "doggie" and also hoh the
"guan yin sit on lotus" positions can get baby easier,
try try lor and wish you good luck lah ....
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… “laokong….hoooo… ahhhhh, wo lai ler (loosely translated hubby honey….I am cumming)

I like this part espcially just now when I paint that PRC gal also she was saying - wo bu ke yi leh .....yang si leh ...... kwai yi dian wo yao . (translate in english is I can't already very itchy now faster I want)
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I like this part espcially just now when I paint that PRC gal also she was saying - wo bu ke yi leh .....yang si leh ...... kwai yi dian wo yao . (translate in english is I can't already very itchy now faster I want)
heh heh.... tiko bird go out wild foods hor!

also really nice to see n read this yummi story by bro DH
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heh heh.... tiko bird go out wild foods hor!

Hehehehe .....sometime must go out look for lobang and share with bro's mah .
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One of the best erotic true life account.... solid content, keep up your works... good luck!!!
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I like this part espcially just now when I paint that PRC gal also she was saying - wo bu ke yi leh .....yang si leh ...... kwai yi dian wo yao . (translate in english is I can't already very itchy now faster I want)
Yo Bro Birdie,
wah seh, me happy
that your didi oso enjoy responsive PRC
well done, xiao di


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hee...hee...hee...laobaby dh, you post post see only missionary style nia, hearsay "doggie" and also hoh the
"guan yin sit on lotus" positions can get baby easier,
try try lor and wish you good luck lah ....
Thanks for the baby-making tips, yo Bro Saint,
weve tried many styles, doggie, lotus roots, kwa chee & even "mee goreng"!
a position involving both of us wearing one sarong
and then shiok, shiok we bonk until song, song
with the sarong, we are like glued together to prolong the bonk
as it's sexily hot, tat's why it's called mee goreng
based on d kamasutra from our Indian frens, sometimes rudely called "kileng"
no offence meant to them, but the Kamasutra's really hot
since India holds the world second most populated spot
on the other screwing positions, lotus roots or lotus seeds
kwa chee kia or kwa chee kids
doing the doggie or even the SAF heli chopper
both of us have experimented over and over
but we often would still finish it off in missionary
becos tat's where both of use are most shiok passionately
with both her legs high on my shoudlers, my didi buried deeply in her pussy!
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Yo Bro Birdie,
wah seh, me happy
that your didi oso enjoy responsive PRC
well done, xiao di
Hehehehe......as long as you happy all of us will also be very happy .




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[COLOR="blue"][B]"mee goreng"!
a position involving both of us wearing one sarong
and then shiok, shiok we bonk until song, song
with the sarong, we are like glued together to prolong the bonk
as it's sexily hot, tat's why it's called mee goreng
based on d kamasutra from our Indian frens, sometimes rudely called "kileng"
Wow new style must learn liao .

Want to know more go join this group and see all the information there with pictures also . - http://groups.yahoo.com/group/KAMASUTRA_ASHAN/join
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weve tried many styles, doggie, lotus roots, kwa chee & even "mee goreng"!
a position involving both of us wearing one sarong
and then shiok, shiok we bonk until song, song
with the sarong, we are like glued together to prolong the bonk
as it's sexily hot, tat's why it's called mee goreng
.........
on the other screwing positions, lotus roots or lotus seeds
kwa chee kia or kwa chee kids
doing the doggie or even the SAF heli chopper
.........
Big bro dirtyhairy aka laobaby....great funny sex action
Kudos to you for sharing with us your new creative invention
The brilliant Kamasutra-inspired Singapore version
Which you have aptly named as the "mee goreng" position

Other positions, like SAF heli chopper-please elaborate
It would even be better if Hui Hui & you can demonstrate
But may be if she is too shy & not willing to cooperate
Would you please do xiao di a favour & illustrate
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Big bro dirtyhairy aka laobaby....
Other positions, like SAF heli chopper-please elaborate
It would even be better if Hui Hui & you can demonstrate
But may be if she is too shy & not willing to cooperate
Would you please do xiao di a favour & illustrate
Yo Bro Machoman, you ask me to elaborate
even demonstrate on the various positions on how we copulate
Ok later I will share my favourite positions with fellow horny brudders
including the Kamasutra-inspired styles like the “heli-chopper”
which is another name for d “cowgirl” position as your partner is the rider
only difference is that she is supposed to swivel as she rides
with her partner below helping out rocking her rump from left to right
however as we are no porn stars, nor are we game
as such we cannot illustrate for otherwise we will be ashamed
bcos can you imagine seeing my hairy testicles shoved on everyone’s face
if on PC screens my copulation video should it surface
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