Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]

[SirLance]

Thank you for sharing nice jokes.

[ah rat]

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[dyelook]

A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar backwards. The little boy asked why he wore his collar backwards.

The man, who was a priest, said, 'I am a Father'

The little boy replied, 'My Daddy is also a father, but he doesn't wear his collar like that'

The priest looked up from his book and answered, "I am the Father of many!

The boy said, "My Dad has 4 boys, 4 girls and two grandchildren and he doesn't wear his collar that way!'

The priest, getting impatient, said. 'I am the Father of hundreds, and went back to reading his book.

The little boy sat quietly thinking for a while, then leaned over and said, "Maybe you should wear a condom, and put your pants on backwards instead of your collar.

[SirLance]

Originally Posted by dyelook

A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar backwards. The little boy asked why he wore his collar backwards.

The man, who was a priest, said, 'I am a Father'

The little boy replied, 'My Daddy is also a father, but he doesn't wear his collar like that'

The priest looked up from his book and answered, "I am the Father of many!

The boy said, "My Dad has 4 boys, 4 girls and two grandchildren and he doesn't wear his collar that way!'

The priest, getting impatient, said. 'I am the Father of hundreds, and went back to reading his book.

The little boy sat quietly thinking for a while, then leaned over and said, "Maybe you should wear a condom, and put your pants on backwards instead of your collar.

haha. Thanks for nice jokes.

[dyelook]

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[dyelook]

A man returned from work one night and heads straight to the bedroom and started making love to his wife.

When done, he went to the kitchen and got some cold water only to find his wife there, also looking for something in the fridge.

He asked his wife how did she get to the kitchen so quickly when they had just finished making love.

His wife screamed: "WHAT.....WHAT LOVE?!!! That was my sister in the bedroom, she was tired when she arrived so I let her sleep in our room."

Pissed off, she ran to her sister and asked her why didn't she say anything when her husband was making love to her.

Sister replied: "You know that your husband and I are not on talking terms !" 😂

[ah rat]

Originally Posted by dyelook

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A man returned from work one night and heads straight to the bedroom and started making love to his wife.

When done, he went to the kitchen and got some cold water only to find his wife there, also looking for something in the fridge.

He asked his wife how did she get to the kitchen so quickly when they had just finished making love.

His wife screamed: "WHAT.....WHAT LOVE?!!! That was my sister in the bedroom, she was tired when she arrived so I let her sleep in our room."

Pissed off, she ran to her sister and asked her why didn't she say anything when her husband was making love to her.

Sister replied: "You know that your husband and I are not on talking terms !" 😂

Bro, where to find this type

[sg_dude]

Originally Posted by ah rat

Bro, where to find this type

Returned an earlier up. Thanks bro

[Hurricane88]

[Orange22]

Originally Posted by dyelook

Nice one bro!

[dyelook]

Originally Posted by ah rat

Bro, where to find this type

i also still finding lah, ahrat...

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[RyomaEchizen]

nice jokes

[emotions]

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[dyelook]

" To Be 26 Again! "😋

A man in his late 50s was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching his wife, who was looking at herself in the mirror.

Since her birthday was not far off he asked her what she'd like to have for her birthday.

'I'd like to be 26 again', she replied, still looking in the mirror ..

On her birthday morning, he rose early, made her a nice big cup of coffee & then took her to Adventure World theme park on a bike.

What a day!

He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Roller Coaster, everything....

5 hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling & her stomach felt upside down.

He then took her to the most exotic restaurant where they ate and danced like never before. Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda, & her favorite chocolate. What a fabulous adventure!

Finally she wobbled home with her husband & collapsed into d sofa exhausted.

He looked at his wife with a big smile & lovingly asked, "Well Dear, what was it like being 26 again?"

Her eyes slowly opened & her expression suddenly changed.

'I meant my waist size, u idiot !!!"

Moral: No matter how attentively u listen to a woman, u are still gonna get it wrong

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