Pubs along Joo Chiat

[wahpiang]

Originally Posted by waypastprime

Better be careful, bro wp. My mentor aka Lament is renowned for his 'long hands' at that region. Though u might have 'claimed' it as your gal, but once he has taken a fancy in yours then all will be history.

P.S: I miss XY.... XY.... XY

Dun worry, bro. I have claimed nothing. To me, the hamsters are my frens. I am easy rider. No problem for me if your mentor wants to extend his reach. I will even fell honoured if your mentor actually fancies what I fancy. That will say that my taste also not too bad wat! hehe!

[lament]

Originally Posted by gstringgal

Yo...Bro Zhustar...last nite u escape so early ah till poolhot and the rest keeping asking me where are u also..haha! I know u r over stress on works as u told me outside. Anyway, have plenty of rest too and recharge all your energy today for any further undertaking.
Yo...a note of thanks to wahpiang & RJ2004 for joining in a short while last nite and our mr stone cold "Chinos" too.
Yo...Bro Poolhot...Last nite u very happy hor...at last found a nice hamster u really love to keep...except a giant hippo keep chating with your ger for a short while, right???hehe! Ooop....Hippo going to K my itchy back again later!!

Hey bro ...... i m the 1 who will ensure u get maximum fun by making them feel at home ok ......

knn .... u now got problem with me from just nutty professor and now hippo ...... ask yourself man if i not there the gals will butterfly at higher rate ..... with me around lower rate mah ...... knn

[lament]

Originally Posted by waypastprime

We have met before right? At TH, remember?

Skip lament. Though he's my mentor but he has yet to impart his 'last stance' to me. Damn!

as the saying goes ..... never impart every thing always keep a little ....

if i teach you everthing, then i can really retire from Viet zones liao ..... since eevery one of you more yantao than me .......

[lament]

Originally Posted by wahpiang

My apologies for only contributing now to reach the target of 1500 replies.
It was very nice to meet all the bros. No need to mention names lah, you know who you are, all you hamsters-killers! hehe! Hope to join you guys in future outings for scouring hamsters? Lament, have you seen my cute cute hamster?!

u sure u want me to look after her for u .......

seen her around for a long time but have never talk to her ......

she is sure gorgeous, the more i see her the prettier she gets ...... wait till i get my hands on her .........

[lament]

Originally Posted by naemlo

Better annouce to Lament asap who is your cute hamster, else if he like her, he will say u trying to overtake him. Every hamsters have to go thru him first.......

knn......

i have already said before and shall say it again ..... in viet area its a marathon and never a sprint ....... i always get what i want end of the day but i never never overtake people but merely basic QC.....

like i said i been around this region for 2 years liao and know quite a number of them and most of the gals will know who i am, the more they are not friendly with the more secrets they have to hide ..... they fear i spill bad tales about them and so those whom avoid me are those gals that u should avoid ........ its just the vietnamese way .........

u see there is no secret among the viets, they will spill tales about each and every customers ... so if u r good the gals will be around u but bad they disappear...its their way of QC 2.

look at what happen at 51 the other nite, the gal who sat with with poolhot and ask 4 a tip after 5 minutes. I ticked her off big time and now when she see me she "siam" me.

[lament]

Originally Posted by wahpiang

He knows which one lah! He oridi saw her with me at BL. I easy rider one. Anyway, that hamster i oridi test test oridi!! Quite a nice hamster. hehe! I can't overtake bro Lament lah! he so charming and alluring..... No hamster can resist him!!!

i love u so much ...... unlike all those bastards who now start calling me names liao ..... sayang sayang .....

for your comments, i will mentor u in the WAY OF THE VIETNAMESE.

[wahpiang]

Originally Posted by lament

u sure u want me to look after her for u .......

seen her around for a long time but have never talk to her ......

she is sure gorgeous, the more i see her the prettier she gets ...... wait till i get my hands on her .........

If i can have you to look after her, i m sure it is much better for her. Like i said, i dun claim anything. Never did, never will. If you want to get your hands on her, i believe i cant really stop you, right? your gongfu so good, i dun stand a chance! hehe!

I agree with you. The more u look at her, the prettier she gets. In fact, she looks like one of the HK actress, only much slimmer overall. Yum, yum!

[lament]

Originally Posted by waypastprime

Better be careful, bro wp. My mentor aka Lament is renowned for his 'long hands' at that region. Though u might have 'claimed' it as your gal, but once he has taken a fancy in yours then all will be history.

P.S: I miss XY.... XY.... XY

KNN .....

Like i said, i go long distance ..... I can give u guys a headstart but the day your patience wears down and you are not interested is the day i step in ..... i not stady meh ......

Like mm1, i let u have 1st go liao, XY i also let u have 1st go too ...... what else must i do ..... get her into a hotel and let u pump first ....

[lament]

Originally Posted by waypastprime

U cock! We were talking about Tues lah! U Pinochio huh? Poke your bloody long nose into our business!

Yesterday I did not go JC at all!

he big blooky k-po u dun know meh .... as if u know him yesterday only .....

[RJ2004]

Originally Posted by lament

i love u so much ...... unlike all those bastards who now start calling me names liao ..... sayang sayang .....

for your comments, i will mentor u in the WAY OF THE VIETNAMESE.

wahpiang is frequent flyer la, his style is fly everywhere visit a while then look for another place to head totally different from mine...

[lament]

Originally Posted by naemlo

Hmmmm Lament favor quote nowsadays, "My ger u also want to tackle, u want overtake my car?"
There r so many gers in JC n yet always kena his gers......

Si hippo Lament give us some gers that we can talk to leh......

I OFFICIALLY DECLARE I HAVE NO GALS IN THE AREA AT THE MOMENT !!!! THEY ARE ALL MY FRIENDS, SISTERS, FELLOW COUNTRYMAN AND MY SHORTLISTED TARGETS.

my shortlist:
1. XY
2. The Viet gal with you at JC
3. The PRC - xiao jie at 51

and My gf from blue zone whom is coming back soon plus Ms Mai Saigon.....

besides, i m using them for language practice ..... so take your pick and choice .........

[lament]

Originally Posted by wahpiang

If i can have you to look after her, i m sure it is much better for her. Like i said, i dun claim anything. Never did, never will. If you want to get your hands on her, i believe i cant really stop you, right? your gongfu so good, i dun stand a chance! hehe!

I agree with you. The more u look at her, the prettier she gets. In fact, she looks like one of the HK actress, only much slimmer overall. Yum, yum!

no worries ..... i not keen in her unless she initate contact with me ....

like i said in blue area i dun have much influence over the viet gals yet unlike in 51 ........ due to some idiots marring my reputation .........

[wahpiang]

Originally Posted by lament

no worries ..... i not keen in her unless she initate contact with me ....

like i said in blue area i dun have much influence over the viet gals yet unlike in 51 ........ due to some idiots marring my reputation .........

then i must tell her abt the charming one! hehe!

who? who marring your reputation? you got good reputation meh?

[lament]

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT

I know all wish i announce that i going to wash my hands in a golden bowl but nah fat hope .......

I wish to announce my new criteria for gals due to the fact of the below par supply in viet areas ......

My new Criteria for getting a gal :

1. AGE is not a factor anymore though I prefer below 21's
2. LOOK is a factor basically the look that i like ...... so anything goes but i prefer the ethnic looking ones ........
3. FEELING is a factor and now this is my number 1 criteria .....

by sticking to my previous age limits, my little bro have suffer 3 whole months so i have to take good care of my bro rite as he do most of the thinking .....

[waypastprime]

Originally Posted by lament

my shortlist:
1. XY - Naemlo's one sibo?
2. The Viet gal with you at JC - Naemlo's latest pick?
3. The PRC - xiao jie at 51 - The one u wanted to jio down to Gui Ping?

Please acknowledge the one written in Red.