Attention all ladies, i am 34 this year and Horny

[PowerTAN_P_W]

Originally Posted by arjunalee

when you see a man with the 'quack quack quack' brighter than the moon, you know you just met the cute duckie

Sincerely,
Arjuna the duckie

QUACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! bump Mr. powertan thread

when you have the 'seh' many things will come to you naturally.

1. girls will find you interesting and funny, unlike boring and arrogant guys who keep acting rich to be impressive but fail. example: subidowa

2. girls will naturally keep looking at you on the street, unlike uncharismatic guys who attract none and will have to resort to working hard in order to please their ideal maids. example: maid hunting despo ningcaichen

3. girls will find you irresistible and unable to throw you off their mind. examples: skarlett and angelX, who have both displayed their hostilities to Power Tan but are secretly carrying a torch for me.

Such is the beauty and wonder of the 'seh' which you cannot deny.

Rgds,
Ah Wee

[bivalve]

Dear power tan

Your seh is making wanna quit my full time job and carry your balls.

Then i secretly rub some of your scent onto my face. I really need the seh like what you have.

[Cysasqiag]

Originally Posted by bivalve

Dear power tan

Your seh is making wanna quit my full time job and carry your balls.

Then i secretly rub some of your scent onto my face. I really need the seh like what you have.

Diehard fans of tan?

Cheers!

[Nsdselvlian]

Originally Posted by PowerTAN_P_W

3. girls will find you irresistible and unable to throw you off their mind. examples: skarlett and angelX, who have both displayed their hostilities to Power Tan but are secretly carrying a torch for me.

Such is the beauty and wonder of the 'seh' which you cannot deny.

Rgds,
Ah Wee

So can u name some of the ladies who have open declare their love for you then

[PowerTAN_P_W]

Originally Posted by bivalve

Dear power tan

Your seh is making wanna quit my full time job and carry your balls.

Then i secretly rub some of your scent onto my face. I really need the seh like what you have.

this pic revealed the type of girl who loves to look at Power Tan whenever i am out on the street. There are reasons to believe that she is actually fantasizing to be my FB.

Rgds,
Ah Wee

[ryuuga]

i have 5 words for you......wait for it........
GO FUCK YOURSELF IMBECILE TAN

[PowerTAN_P_W]

Power Tan, forever number one.

Rgds,
Ah Wee

[PowerTAN_P_W]

Power Tan, the number one and the only one.

Rgds,
Ah Wee

[PowerTAN_P_W]

Originally Posted by ryuuga

i have 5 words for you......wait for it........
GO FUCK YOURSELF IMBECILE TAN

on a lonely night ryuuga met hokkienguy in a deserted lane and asked 'how can i tell whether you are a gay?'

hokkienguy unzip his pants and said 'put my penis in your mouth now'

ryuuga did what he was told and hokkienguy asked 'how does it taste like?'

'It tasted like shit' ryuuga replied.

hokkienguy: 'now u know the answer'

Rgds,
Ah Wee

[WOOHOO]

Originally Posted by PowerTAN_P_W

on a lonely night ryuuga met hokkienguy in a deserted lane and asked 'how can i tell whether you are a gay?'

hokkienguy unzip his pants and said 'put my penis in your mouth now'

ryuuga did what he was told and hokkienguy asked 'how does it taste like?'

'It tasted like shit' ryuuga replied.

hokkienguy: 'now u know the answer'

Rgds,
Ah Wee

LOL best of the best power tan !!!! Big hugssssssssssssssssssss

[Nsdselvlian]

Originally Posted by bivalve

Dear power tan

Your seh is making wanna quit my full time job and carry your balls.

Then i secretly rub some of your scent onto my face. I really need the seh like what you have.

All u need to do to get his seh is just to pluck a few pubic hair from his ball, burn it then drink it

[PowerTAN_P_W]

Originally Posted by WOOHOO

LOL best of the best power tan !!!! Big hugssssssssssssssssssss

MrStyleKing and hokkienguy cohabits under one roof. One morning hokkienguy enters the bathroom naked and accidentally drops his soap again. While bending down to pick it up he instantly feels a sharp pain in his ass and groans: 'what is it this time StyleKing?'

Came a reply from behind. 'can't you make a guess?'

hokkienguy: 'toothbrush?'

Reply: 'No'

hokkienguy: 'dildo?'

Reply: 'No'

hokkienguy: 'your dick?'

Reply: 'Obviously not'

Frustrated with his failure to guess it right hokkienguy turns around and sees a gigantic broom stick in his ass. hokkienguy smiles delightedly at MrStyleKing and says: 'Finally you got it right StyleKing, no wonder i feel the size fit so perfectly this time'

Rgds,
Ah Wee

[PowerTAN_P_W]

Power Tan, absolutely no horse run.

Rgds,
Ah Wee

[gueess67]

up thread for awareness!
power tan U are my idol

[PowerTAN_P_W]

Originally Posted by gueess67

up thread for awareness!
power tan U are my idol

no doubt i have already started a tribute thread to myself in the other section, you may start another tribute thread to me, Power Tan, the man with 'seh' here if you aspire to attain the ultimate 'seh' achievable by mankind.

However, please ensure your thread moves faster than my tribute threads.

Rgds,
Ah Wee