Pub Waitress.... E most preferred.... I guess....

[Beastmaster007]

Hi to all bros......

its my first time postin.... So if i'm not good, pls pardon me....

ok first thing first,

1) how many pple here goes to pubs???
2) where? As in boat quay, keong siak rd, tanjong pagar.... Etc etc....
3) wats e motive??? Serious to drink?? Sing?? Or try to lay sum waitress???

ok for me personally, i've been to lots of pubs in singapore.... Main motive, to hook up waitress.... Been successful been unsuccessful, i'm gona share sum of them with our brothers here... Hope to hear sum tips\stories too @ e same time if any bros here have or had e same motive as me.....

ok here it goes....

my first successful hook up....

was pretty active @ boat quay n tanjong pagar when i juz got back to singapore few years back when i return from aus.... Manage to exchange number with sum of e waitress....

still remenber i was often patronizin this particular pub name bonker ** back than @ tanjong pagar.... Gotten to know this head waitress..... Lets name her *J*..... At first she tried to play hard to get..... But can understand y.... As majority of e patrons r her regulars..... Till e secound time i met her, she began talkin to me.....

J: u dun really sound local.... Where u from???
Me: huh??? Do i??? I'm made in singapore... But juz return fron aus from my studies....
J: wow ok.... How i wish i could do tht too....Its my dream to study oversea.....
Me: oh ok.... If its ur dream, than make it happen.....
J: how??? I've got no money... U pay for me ah???
Me: i pay??? U crazy??? I've juz return, jobless cant find a suitable job... Cant even survive on my own how to pay for ur studies???
J: u trying to lie to who??? U jobless??? Than how u drive a car??? Y u wearin office wear??? Carry a brief case??? Sum more cum down alone and drinking martel???
Me: car, dun belong to me.... Office wear, bcoz went for interview... Brief case, for my documents, resume, port folio... Drink martel, hello no money does not mean no savings... But dun think i can survive long unless i find a job soon....
J: ok... I go entertain my other cust first cum back to u later.....
Me: ok.....

tht was pretty much my first conversation with her.... Sorry if i'm borring u bros.... But i'm trying to b as detail as possible.... Pls bare with me... If its too dry, pls remind me also...

[Beastmaster007]

Part 2......

j came back to my table... Drank with me... Started chatting again.....

J: sorry, been chatting with u for so long, still dun know ur name.... I'm j.... U r???

me: i'm beast.... Pls to meet u....

J: same here....

as i was chatting with her, i started to scan her thru.... She was quite a C cupper... Scantily dressed...( asume it was due to her job) she was wearin a black lacy dress, big drainage due to e low v neck..... Black heels... Shoulder length hair... Got a deep dimple when she smile.... We continued drinkin.... It was bout an hour later i pop her a few questions...

me: hey i notice u very popular down here... Y??? is it becoz u r e prettiest???

J: wah wat have u been mixing with ur drink?? Honey??? No lah... I'm e head waitress so its my job to entertain all e guest lor... Y u jeolous huh??? Tht everyone notice me???

me: nope.... Its juz tht i scared later ur guest angry tht i took up most of ur time....

j: no lah they wont.... They r all my frends.... Angry @ u for wat??? U think too much....

me: oh ok.... Was afraid later got beaten up becoz of u.....

j: u crazy lah u...... So how u ended up drinkin alone here????

me: was round e corner yesterday for a interview... After which i dint feel like goin home so tot of drinking.... Than while i was walkin pass ur door, ur waitress kinda drag me in..... Than today got a 2nd round interview, decided to pop in again... As i dint know where else to go.... N also tot if i can get to know u today....

j: yesterday??? Were u here yesterday??? How cum i dint see u???

me: i'm not hunky enough for u to notice... Nah i was seatin in one corner drinkin alone.... N think u were busy drinkin with ur guest.... Oh yesterday u seem quite high also....

j: really??? I cant seem to remenber....

me: its ok....

as it was a week day tht day, so not much guests so she actually stick with me for quite awhile... As e night got deeper, i notice not much customers left... Only me and 2 other table.... My bottle was almost 3 qurter gone... She also kind of gettin drunk i think.... As she starts to talk louder, slur in her words.... If u notice, thru out e whole story i did not mention bout other waitress.... As i'm tht sort thts out to bonk... So i will narrow down my target as fast as possible, so as not to waste time n money especially this type of gers.... So wat i normally do is, i will not be bothered bout e rest of e waitress, even if they cum over, i'll not giv a damn to them.... This will cast deep image to them as they will think tht i'm a nusty customer.... And also normally if they cant handle, they'll ask other waitress to cum over n entertain... I'v use ths tatic all e times n i never fails to capture e ladies attention....

end of part 2.... To be continue....

part 3, is gona be more conversation but actions scene cumin up soon.... as J is getting high, i'm startin to make my offensive move....

To know more, stay tune to my stories with waitress @ tanjong pagar part 3....

sun is rising.... Good mornin to all bros may today be a wonderful day to u....

[ryanlim]

setting up tent.................

[dirtymonk82]

Originally Posted by ryanlim

setting up tent.................

can i camp in your tent together...