Today my colleague say...

[syt_punisher]

Today my female colleague, about 30+ suddenly say that i have a perky ass.
I wonder what's the most possible case scenario she is thinking? HAHA !

Suggestions?

[Scorp888]

Show us the pic. We will give you our most insightful thesis on your ass.

[desire082]

30+ equals horns fully grown
so i would reply ''what u say shows u have great taste''

[syt_punisher]

Originally Posted by Scorp888

Show us the pic. We will give you our most insightful thesis on your ass.

LOL cannot lah, you just imagine a sportsman butt lah.

Originally Posted by desire082

30+ equals horns fully grown
so i would reply ''what u say shows u have great taste''

Hmm...Seems like a very legit response, but sadly i only replied
"oh thank you, made my day uh ! next time lunch on me"

[tamtam]

" Wanna see them, i'll show you mine if you show me yours !"

[Sirrus]

you should say,
"wait till you see whats at the front"

[ashtray]

... its time your follow up.....

awaiting for your FR

[sean69]

you should reply "come and grab it!! " .. pretend to look away and see if she really grabs it!!

if she does ... need we say more??!..

[WiseGuy]

Originally Posted by sean69

you should reply "come and grab it!! " .. pretend to look away and see if she really grabs it!!

Really lol

[syt_punisher]

Wah...like that got chance to lose my ricebowl lah !

[keewee]

tell her dat its not only perky u hv to feel to realise......

[tamtam]

Originally Posted by syt_punisher

Wah...like that got chance to lose my ricebowl lah !

If you are still young, and looks ok. Be gutsy and go for it.
Generally if your office MILF got offended, just act sorry loh, they will let you off, but do not make your move in front of everyone, if not she don't call police also cannot, she will lose face in front of all the colleagues.

There was once i was almost kenna slap in office, that time i was young, in my twenties, worked in MNC. There is this secretary, so sexy i can't take my eyes off her, she knew i was fond and keen on her, she was much older than me probably early 30's.

One day i couldn't take it anymore, coz we have been exchanging glances for a while, and when no one in office, i went straight to her and hug her, tried to french her, but unsuccessful, she struggle free and try to slap me. I was thinking " die die this time" sure she will complain my HR, prepare to get sack tmr. Then after half hours, i moves slowly to her desk, apologised and complimented that she was so sexy and pretty that i lost control of myself, she accepted my apology and i never go near her anymore, i left the comapny 6 months later. She is such a teaser, exchange glances but put a stop when i made my moves.

Think back quite scary, but it builds up my guts and confidence thru the years, followed by many more success stories in my next few company i joint, most i went all the way into behind their panties...hehe

[sexfrenzy]

Tell her it's not the only part that will PERK

[bonkster]

Originally Posted by syt_punisher

I wonder what's the most possible case scenario she is thinking? HAHA !

Suggestions?

She might be thinking of putting on her 10 inch strap-on n giving u a good one up your perky...

[syt_punisher]

Originally Posted by tamtam

If you are still young, and looks ok. Be gutsy and go for it.
Generally if your office MILF got offended, just act sorry loh, they will let you off, but do not make your move in front of everyone, if not she don't call police also cannot, she will lose face in front of all the colleagues.

There was once i was almost kenna slap in office, that time i was young, in my twenties, worked in MNC. There is this secretary, so sexy i can't take my eyes off her, she knew i was fond and keen on her, she was much older than me probably early 30's.

One day i couldn't take it anymore, coz we have been exchanging glances for a while, and when no one in office, i went straight to her and hug her, tried to french her, but unsuccessful, she struggle free and try to slap me. I was thinking " die die this time" sure she will complain my HR, prepare to get sack tmr. Then after half hours, i moves slowly to her desk, apologised and complimented that she was so sexy and pretty that i lost control of myself, she accepted my apology and i never go near her anymore, i left the comapny 6 months later. She is such a teaser, exchange glances but put a stop when i made my moves.

Think back quite scary, but it builds up my guts and confidence thru the years, followed by many more success stories in my next few company i joint, most i went all the way into behind their panties...hehe

WAHHHHHH ! I really salute you for doing that...
9/10 time i think the girl will shout molest...
I think i'll just play it cool and continue normal chat with my office MILF.