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24-04-2014, 04:10 PM
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Brunei Despot assured that his petrol-dollars are safe with Ruler Loong
An honorable member of the Coffee Shop Has Just Posted the Following:
PEASANTPORE: Brunei's long reigning Despot Hassanal Bolkiah started the last day of his three-day state visit with a trip to Gardens by the Bay on Wednesday morning under the ‘Shock and Awe’ diplomatic offensive. He was accompanied by Ruler Loong who is keen to assure the Brunei Despot that his petrol-dollars are safe even as the island regime prepares for Old Autocrat to meet Lord Yama. During the walk, the two despots, who have much in common as autocrats, planted a "Papaya" sapling as symbol that they have successfully inherited their papa’s political power to enslave their serfs. The Papaya plant is a symbol of despots who relied on their papas for political support in their early days, It is also the first time that both reigning despots have planted a sapling at the White Elephant Gardens. The Brunei Despot also met former regent Woody Ah Go-Goh later on Wednesday morning. However there are no reports confirming that Old Autocrat actually meet up with the Brunei Despot to assure him that his dollars are safe with his son and SAF. Later, the Brunei Despot was taken for a tour around the Peasantpore LNG Terminal on Jurong Island in a move to tell the Brunei despot that Northern Matland’s latest gimmick to build LNG terminals elsewhere will fail. It is further proof that the Mats are only good at paying the Ang Mohs, Nihons and Cina to extract oil from the ground while they laze around the kampungs, wave kris to threaten the Cina and nehs while collecting rent from everyone. He was accompanied by ‘jiat leow bee’ Minion in the Prime Minon's Office S Is-an-arse. Meanwhile, Mrs Mary Tan, wife of 1/3 Mandate President Phony Tan KY, hosted the Despot's wife, the Raja Isteri, to a visit to the Girl Guides of Peasantpore where rescued PRC KTV whores role play to be girl guides. The Brunei Despot and his wasteful entourage leaves for Brunei on Thursday, sexitified that Ruler Loong and his SAF boys will protect their hard-earned petrol-dollars. Click here to view the whole thread at www.sammyboy.com. 
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